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« on: July 13, 2009, 09:13:33 pm » |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2009, 09:40:49 pm » |
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Ahahah totally convinced em. I don't wanna burn my EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2009, 09:54:52 pm » |
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yeah we couldn't believe the shit that guy stayed on for -- but the EYYYYEEEEES was definitely when things took a turn  |
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Dr.Martini
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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2009, 10:05:18 pm » |
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Haha! It must be summer Jack wants a pool again!
And I love that he's still scared someone might piss in it.
QUEER!
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2009, 10:08:47 pm » |
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you'll be back in no time, always cracks me up when he says that. only four feet?  that's not very deep at all. Something burning? lol i feel gay lol. i'm talkin to my nicholson  i don't wnna burn up my EEEYYYEEEZZZ i eat peroxide, nice "the fumes in that place, i aint going back in there" i'm glad to hear that combo again. even after the explosions he didn't notice a thing, what the??? i love you, queer, recording your balls lol. in one word this call was GRAND |
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 10:10:12 pm » |
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"712 state street..." i wasent expecting that one. Jeeze that guy stayed on thru a complete jack bombardment.
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2009, 10:29:18 pm » |
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Im talking to my Nicholson love that shit --haha aabout pool chemicals!  SUCK IT! SUCK IT!! BOOOOOOOMMM! and the guy just continues as if its normal I love when he says stuff like: Thats pretty serious" in the most serious voice. usually not too far before or after a loud yell or something your mother and I have balls  great one  |
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 09:54:30 am » |
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haha crazy jack getting a pool should be fun   Great call!! |
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 11:33:22 am » |
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Your best pool call ever  I'll pay whatever you want, I'll shampoo my dog Can't get enough of the random Departed porn music  especially with the better audio. |
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 02:50:38 pm » |
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yeah right jack wants your 4 foot pool. fuck that. jack wants luxury
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« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 10:12:37 pm » |
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It's summer time, the air is hot and the sun is blazing, so you know what that means--Jack wants to go(l) SWIMMIN'!! Jack's repartee was great in this one; he really covered all his bases as a potential pool owner. Quick question: what is "o-ring?" |
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« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 10:56:17 pm » |
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in my research before making the I need a pool page (don't know much about pools), there was something about the 'silicone o-ring lube' that you may or may not need for different types of pools, and back then roy and one of my cousins were coming up with funny band names or something and one of them was o-ring or something - which they found funny because it sounded like a word for asshole or something - so I put it on the pool page
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2009, 12:55:48 am » |
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lol i loved this call 'im recording your balls
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« Reply #14 on: July 16, 2009, 07:51:46 am » |
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haha jackulator gets better and better, i bet james spader peed in jacks pool in la for real
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« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 07:59:34 am » |
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BTW, o-rings are some serious shit dude, back in 86 the challenger exploded because of a cracked o-ring,you know that was the flight with christa mccauliffe, and she and all the other astronauts plummeted to their death, still alive, until they hit the ocean in their capsule, but yeah o-rings are very serious haha
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« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 09:41:23 am » |
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yeah I should know that - especially since my whole 6th grade class watched the Challenger explode on live TV in school
I've since forgotten, but I'd be interested to know how long my teacher (kind of a stickler) waited after the explosion before he turned the TV off and rolled it back to the back corner of the class and got us back on track with our lesson plans - what if it was like 30 seconds - "well. ok nevermind. we were gonna talk about space and stuff, but I guess not now. so let's get back to work."
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 06:31:37 pm » |
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in my research before making the I need a pool page (don't know much about pools), there was something about the 'silicone o-ring lube' that you may or may not need for different types of pools, and back then roy and one of my cousins were coming up with funny band names or something and one of them was o-ring or something - which they found funny because it sounded like a word for asshole or something - so I put it on the pool page
I hope you don't take offense to this but It just kinda made me laugh when I thought about 'doing research' for prank calls. Although in all seriousness, I suppose this is part of why your calls are so good. You don't screw around. well.... you know what I mean. |
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« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2009, 06:33:52 pm » |
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well, when I say research, perhaps I was making it sound more important than it was, I spent about 40 minutes online at various pool-related sites taking note of the various terms they used and trying to get an idea as to what sorts of questions I might ask to keep them on the phone
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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 08:07:31 pm » |
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i don't post much, but just popping in to say i really appreciate the latest inflow of calls |
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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2009, 04:04:46 pm » |
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Great call, that poor guy was so patient  |
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2009, 08:05:17 pm » |
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thanks pal  |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2009, 09:43:57 pm » |
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Hahaha! Im such an moron, I just got that---"God damn, your about as big as a football!!!!" Great splice, it sounds perfect. Now I wonder what else I missed in the past calls... |
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« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2009, 07:36:13 am » |
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Jack loves water and dislikes the sun...he should come over to England for the summer, he'd love it!
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2009, 10:32:43 am » |
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Jack loves water and dislikes the sun...he should come over to England for the summer, he'd love it!
i read your name as wigan for a second there lol. i really like the weather in england when it isn't hot, i prefer the cold, maybe i should move to antarctica??? oh shit, then i wouldn't get my rain, how about finland? no no, can't speak the language, fuck it, i'll go to japan and hope to god that i can still connect to games like world of warcraft from there lol. But for now i'm trapped in this small country of chavs and soap opera fans....what a damned shame, nobody here even knows what anime is! or who crispin freeman is! they don't even know that america is not a fucking country, but a continent, what a shame! lol, terribly sorry about that, derailed this topic somehow, i suppose i should get back to my depressed audio fishing and hurry up on a megaboard already, then i can make 4 good jackbox personalities, i'm probably gonna get reprimanded for how long and random this post is, but i must say something, i MUST, because nobody else will! i keep wondering though, when am i gonna hear some new bill clinton, nobody wants to do it? should i do it? i wanna do it, i might do it, but jack does it better.....what a shame, this call was so fluid and "about as big as a football" makes no sense, i love it |
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« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2009, 02:29:46 pm » |
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"I feel gay, i think she's gay too" "We need a condom now" "we have different packages available" "Me too, queer!" "I'm talking to my Nicholson" "I feel like something burning, chlorine and fumes, i don't wanna burn up my eyyyyyyes" "what about o-ring" "i'll pay whatever you want, i'll shampoo my dog" "i'm just recording your balls" |
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« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2009, 03:42:02 pm » |
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thanks pal |
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« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 12:55:33 pm » |
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lol, great call! |
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« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2009, 02:38:18 pm » |
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lol the guy wouldnt get it was a prank call i guess he kept on the line for that long....Do u have any ballzz lol
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« Reply #29 on: July 26, 2009, 12:31:30 am » |
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i just thought, with the peroxide references you used, you didnt get one that said "I brush my teeth with peroxide" haha from the line jack says in a few good men about brushing his teeth near cubans, i was waitin for that haha
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« Reply #30 on: August 03, 2009, 07:45:45 am » |
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Talk about it! Talk about it, please  |
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« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2012, 07:14:00 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #32 on: July 08, 2015, 08:35:32 pm » |
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"What about filtration?"
Beautiful. Sublime.
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