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« on: August 07, 2009, 07:53:24 pm » |
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DOWNLOAD LINK: click here to download!this one's just to tide everybody over until our next session - in a couple of days  |
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retalukcaj
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I'm Jason's brother! NDugu.
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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2009, 08:21:27 pm » |
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Oh my god, these calls are getting randomer and randomer by the minute! Love it haha, he is making no sense what so ever. I do hope he will ever get his 7 salads tho  |
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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Dr.Martini
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2009, 08:24:09 pm » |
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Jack's a seriously ironic motherfucker!  |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2009, 08:27:50 pm » |
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This was a great set of chaotic calls, nice one 5/5 for entertainment value, this is entertainment to me 2 hardshell crab dinners one - (distorted sounded great lol) i need a pickup this is entertainment to me lol. You're talkin to the manager - oh that is not true. I'm doin good how ya doin - ya wanna fight? lol. serious motherfucker  monster's back ooooo oooooo haha love that one. love when that guy picked up the phone with you making that stupid noise jack batfriend you'll be back in no time (not heard that in a while) fudgepacker *hangs up* lol speak louder - Like a tree he'll grow, huh? 8 4 1 aahh |
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macdougalsidal
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 08:35:12 pm » |
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these crazy calls are the shyt. the jibberish combined with the rest is a 5/5 star combo
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dan
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I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as LOBSTER.
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« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 08:56:21 pm » |
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You're gonna need cock insurance  |
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My grandpa put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger.  |
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Billy Unicorn
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 09:08:53 pm » |
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This is a Roy call, isn't it |
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YannickJoker
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2009, 09:13:52 pm » |
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Haha! Love it! I like his 'yeah' when asked about the irony. You know, ever since I first listened to the calls here I've come to see Jack as this guy who likes to call people for no reason other than entertain himself and even though it's hugely wrong, I absolutly love that. 5/5.
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2009, 09:18:17 pm » |
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Jack Batfriend lol at the one lady---I dont see the irony in that.  with this quality you can hear how low Jacks voice is when he says: a HAMBURGER you gonna need cock insurance before you pork that [what?] |
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prankyoudude
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2009, 09:37:10 pm » |
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Lol nice call man...
surprise that dude didn't hear all the random i need pick up at once...
that lady was a dick too why is that ironic it is to me....anyway do you want this pizza not ne more lol
nice call & responses
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2009, 09:50:41 pm » |
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Oh my god, these calls are getting randomer and randomer by the minute! Love it haha, he is making no sense what so ever. I do hope he will ever get his 7 salads tho yeah - I never know what's postable and what isn't, but these made me laugh so I figured why the hell not ....jack batfriend ... yeah one of my new favorite names - I made a bunch of new ones, so they should creep in This is a Roy call, isn't it yep - you guessed it, Frank Stallone ...I've come to see Jack as this guy who likes to call people for no reason other than entertain himself... yeah, sorry for that haha - sort of creates an irreverent attitude toward his jackness ...you gonna need cock insurance before you pork that [what?] that would be 'slut' |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 10:16:22 pm » |
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Haha, love these longer compilations. Definitely alot of random shit in this call, hahaha.
What you think i'm not a serious person here this is entertainment to me? ... Can I talk to the manager please.... Oh that is not true
Whats your name? *PLATE SMASHING
Ill be at the resteraunt tomorrow, BYE...thanks bitch...
Not anymore *cry
jack batfriend? HAHA
Jack ordering 7 salads, whats wrong? Not your style? HAHAHAH
You'll be back in no time... FUDGE PACKER.
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE A TREE HE'LL GROW
Funky chicken?
sudden BYE.
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2009, 01:08:49 am » |
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do you ever get worried that someone does actually call the cops and they trace the call? sorry, but i have always wondered why it seems like you keep your cool in those situations |
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Billy Unicorn
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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2009, 01:18:23 am » |
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it has to be threatening or it's not even a little illegal.
the cops are not gonna use the money and manpower to trace a call because someone said TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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Bill Lumbergh
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2009, 01:20:28 am » |
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841auuoohh LOL, nicely done |
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zachhhh
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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2009, 01:36:25 am » |
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lmao doesnt get better than this
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Slenkar
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 09:00:52 pm » |
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I like the glass breaking , first they think it is real and then you do it again and they dont know what to think.
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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jackulator
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 09:10:18 pm » |
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jatley - the weirder the sound the more they get suspicious if you keep playing it - I'm surprised no one recognizes the umms and breaths we have on the space bar just randomized - some of them are pretty unique, and sometimes the randomizer selects the same umm multiple times in a row - so good thing we have like 30 of them
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« Reply #18 on: August 09, 2009, 01:17:57 am » |
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I love how the one guy put Jack on hold, only to promptly hang up. |
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« Reply #19 on: August 09, 2009, 03:04:52 am » |
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yeah that sucked - we were expecting good things until that happened
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