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« on: May 26, 2007, 03:51:30 am » |
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« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2007, 03:07:34 pm » |
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Love when you have them give you the address and as soon as they start talking "slow down where are ya" and then start listing off all the wrong numbers as they give it out.
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« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2007, 05:05:02 pm » |
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what about the neil diamond guy - you hear how nervous he was? he played it off pretty well, but the way he was stuttering - like just because neil diamond is playing you can't get agro with somebody?
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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2007, 02:21:22 am » |
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« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2007, 11:56:50 am » |
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yeah, i didnt quite get the neil diamond remark...what was he getting at? also, i like the last call when you slowly bring the music in, a lovely added nuance
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2007, 04:25:03 pm » |
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*fart* "Refreshing!" :lol:
"I just wanted to tell ya aniuyurb neesdhim hsha europe. It's important to me!"
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2007, 10:23:05 pm » |
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You should definitely use more music, it always adds that nice little touch.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 09:52:03 pm » |
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I haven't listened to that comp in a while....I love that last call..the attempt at getting their address down was classic..one of my favorite interactions.
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« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 02:35:52 pm » |
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yeah, i didnt quite get the neil diamond remark...what was he getting at? also, i like the last call when you slowly bring the music in, a lovely added nuance
Yeah, I still don't get that either...anyone have some insight?? |
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« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 06:31:03 pm » |
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it was a bar, so he probably just meant that they were all just chilling out there having some good times and jack suddenly interrupted - all agro and screaming about shit
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« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 08:34:06 pm » |
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I think he was saying that he is a bad m*****KEr when he has got Neil Diamond cranked.
Also that bit where Jack purposely mishears the lady reading back the address is hilarious. Should do that more often man..
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2007, 06:21:12 pm » |
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The Neil Diamond guy says "You can't fuck with me, not while I have Neil Diamond cranked" -- maybe he meant that he wasn't going to entertain the call as he was desperate to go off and listen to crappy music.
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2007, 09:55:15 pm » |
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maybe he meant neil young
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« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2008, 03:34:00 pm » |
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Yeah, if he is tryin to portray a bad ass vibe, he fails horribly in namechecking that notorious badass neil diamond!!
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2008, 05:31:01 pm » |
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Hahaha, yeah I still don't really get that to this day...buuuut, I think it's hilarious how jack backs down after he says that, haha. That guy probably thinks he's bad ass to this day when Neil Diamond or Neil Young or whoever is cranked. Oops, hopefully he didn't try that on a real person who was pissed "hey, do you hear Neil Diamond cranked?" "yeah, so what you fricken moron!!" lol  |
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« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 08:47:25 pm » |
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-2,4, 6
-5, 8, 1
Superb stuff!!!! "I'm very intelligent" also never fails to crack me up
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« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 12:51:28 pm » |
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-2,4, 6
-5, 8, 1
Superb stuff!!!! "I'm very intelligent" also never fails to crack me up
Huh, I don't get it, what are the numbers supposed to refer to. |
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« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 07:01:56 pm » |
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Yuo know, she was telling Jack the number, reading out "2, 8, 4", and Jack replying "3, 1, 7", superb stuff!
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« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 07:21:54 pm » |
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Yuo know, she was telling Jack the number, reading out "2, 8, 4", and Jack replying "3, 1, 7", superb stuff!
Oh yeah, haha. i had to relisten...too much good stuff in there to remember everything |
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« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2008, 10:09:10 pm » |
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Why were you so quick to get off the call with the Jammin' Neil guy? You should've started the crying clips after he yelled at you
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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2008, 03:04:59 am » |
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i woulda gotten pissed at the guy at the bar
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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2008, 08:40:09 am » |
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that neil diamond guy was a dick and good use for "a few good men" lines there
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« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2009, 03:39:16 pm » |
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"I need glasses"
"Why don't you come on in and get some"
"Well......I dunno"
So funny the way he says it, as if he hadn't thought of coming in. Poor Jack is just so used to doing everything over the phone.
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2010, 02:21:53 am » |
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that guy was pretty hilarious. His love for Neil Diamond kept him from being destroyed by "the wrong marine"
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2010, 02:58:00 pm » |
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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2010, 03:11:40 pm » |
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 05:01:24 pm » |
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everybody's gay... music. you know what I mean
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« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2011, 04:37:01 pm » |
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today I had the most epic moment ever! I had just re-listened to this call while looking for clips the other day then today a friend called me and was complaining about something that I forgot to give back to them and I said; "You can't fuck with me when I got Neil Diamond playing in the background!!!" they completely forgot about what they were talking to me about  I'm gonna be saying that all the time now when ever anybody gives me shit |
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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2011, 12:12:37 am » |
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today I had the most epic moment ever! I had just re-listened to this call while looking for clips the other day then today a friend called me and was complaining about something that I forgot to give back to them and I said; "You can't fuck with me when I got Neil Diamond playing in the background!!!" they completely forgot about what they were talking to me about I'm gonna be saying that all the time now when ever anybody gives me shit I gotta try this! |
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2011, 01:40:57 pm » |
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that's so strange -- I just came directly to this page -- without noticing the title -- just because it was a newly-posted-in link
and yet seconds ago I was on youtube answering people's comments on the recent videos I uploaded -- and I was at this call
and because no one had commented on what I thought was one of the funniest and most bizarre lines ever uttered by a prankee -- I took it upon myself to inject that quote via a post to see if it would get some more of the attention it deserves
so, some really pissed off Marine calls a bar to ask about how much the bartender (who doesn't own the place) would consider selling the bar for, and the psychotic Marine loses his temper, but is somehow suddenly disarmed simply because the bartender reminds him that there is Neil Diamond playing in the background... as if playing Neil Diamond is a way of preventing aggression in general
too funny
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