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Author Topic: Pranks#08 - whiskey, Jammin Neil, no breakfast, glasses......  (Read 10539 times)
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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2008, 03:04:59 am »

i woulda gotten pissed at the guy at the bar
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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2008, 08:40:09 am »

that neil diamond guy was a dick and good use for "a few good men" lines there
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« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2009, 03:39:16 pm »

"I need glasses"

"Why don't you come on in and get some"

"Well......I dunno"

So funny the way he says it, as if he hadn't thought of coming in. Poor Jack is just so used to doing everything over the phone.
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2010, 02:21:53 am »

that guy was pretty hilarious. His love for Neil Diamond kept him from being destroyed by "the wrong marine"
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2010, 02:58:00 pm »

you can't fuck with me with neil diamond playing...  huh grin grin grin
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« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2010, 03:11:40 pm »

you can't fuck with me with neil diamond playing...  huh grin grin grin

WIsh you'd have said; "oh, that is not true! Go fuck yourself!"  cheesy grin angry T_Grin3 T_Grin3
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« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2010, 05:01:24 pm »

everybody's gay... music. you know what I mean
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« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2011, 04:37:01 pm »

today I had the most epic moment ever!

I had just re-listened to this call while looking for clips the other day
then today a friend called me and was complaining about something that I forgot to give back to them and I said;
"You can't fuck with me when I got Neil Diamond playing in the background!!!"
they completely forgot about what they were talking to me about cool cool cool I'm gonna be saying that all the time now when ever anybody gives me shit
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« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2011, 12:12:37 am »

today I had the most epic moment ever!

I had just re-listened to this call while looking for clips the other day
then today a friend called me and was complaining about something that I forgot to give back to them and I said;
"You can't fuck with me when I got Neil Diamond playing in the background!!!"
they completely forgot about what they were talking to me about cool cool cool I'm gonna be saying that all the time now when ever anybody gives me shit

I gotta try this!  cool
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2011, 01:40:57 pm »

that's so strange -- I just came directly to this page -- without noticing the title -- just because it was a newly-posted-in link

and yet seconds ago I was on youtube answering people's comments on the recent videos I uploaded -- and I was at this call

and because no one had commented on what I thought was one of the funniest and most bizarre lines ever uttered by a prankee -- I took it upon myself to inject that quote via a post to see if it would get some more of the attention it deserves

so, some really pissed off Marine calls a bar to ask about how much the bartender (who doesn't own the place) would consider selling the bar for, and the psychotic Marine loses his temper, but is somehow suddenly disarmed simply because the bartender reminds him that there is Neil Diamond playing in the background... as if playing Neil Diamond is a way of preventing aggression in general

too funny
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