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« on: August 11, 2009, 05:59:51 pm » |
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Your nextdoor joker
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« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2009, 06:34:56 pm » |
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Loving the midget.  |
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CALL AN AMBULANCE! ... ummm I'm just kidding
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2009, 06:44:57 pm » |
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jack's midget is back! that last woman sounded sexy I thought Jack had been put through to a sex line at first! She found Jack's jacket and it wasn't a jacket it was a sweater!! Shame she couldn't come down here.  |
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2009, 06:46:08 pm » |
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I thought she sounded hot too haha  |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2009, 07:02:11 pm » |
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I left my son too, HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!!! love that echoy NOO YOU MUT- & HAAHA the screaming midget I cant beleive that guy didnt hang up on the screaming the ending was great. yo shoulda asked her out   |
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Mr. Magairum
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2009, 11:08:16 pm » |
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Good set of calls, the jacket line was a refreshing change from the usual "I need a pick up", or "I need to place an order."
Nice touch using "HE STOLE MY BALLOONS!" That's one of my favourite Nicholson lines ever!
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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2009, 01:01:53 am » |
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id leave my son somewhere if he stole my balloons too lol jk. that "fried batman" was scary. reminded me of near the end of the shining. gotta say, i'm glad jack finally found his jacket. he sounded so happy lol  |
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2009, 01:27:28 am » |
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JAck fudgebody, haha. I think I left his son to not here! I DID!! HE STOLE MY BALLOOONS! On the floor Roughly where on the floor? On the floor We're not gonna have problems are we? I think I left my jacket in there *fart I think I left my jacket in there *FART My job is fingering holy shit, the 'i'm talkin to my midget part' was insane. Smells like a decaying very attractive lady WHERES YOUR TAMPONS Another great set of compilations, awesome idea with the jacket thing  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2009, 07:39:24 am » |
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I love the new idead with "i left my jacket in there" these calls are absolutely amazing something to remember  |
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Sfingle
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2009, 11:08:10 pm » |
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Aw shit man, these two new calls, especially this one, are groundbreaking, this site is the only one of it's type that continues to set such high precedents and make breakthroughs annually with every few new sets of calls. Oh, and BTW, i didn't realize it until I listened to the call a second time, but I finally recognized that screaming midget as the black screaming-orgasm guy. Fuckin' hilarious! |
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2009, 11:12:08 pm » |
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I like the little homage to "Tainted Love" there. I'm not certain, but that might be one of the first instances of Jack reciting pop song lyrics (with the exception of "la la la la la la la la la la la" along with "Don't You Forget About Me," of course).
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2009, 11:50:44 pm » |
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wow thanks guys @bronco - about the pop song thing - I'd forgotten about that song - but also, there was that time on hold when 'sharp dressed man' came on - jack didn't really sing he just said 'Z.. Z.... Z..Z.....' and then yelled SHARP! during the chorus hehe thanks sfingle - I'm always adding new stuff  |
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« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2009, 04:36:43 am » |
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lol i love teh midget.
"my job is fingering" LOL too many other good ones to quote
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2009, 02:44:12 pm » |
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jack fudgebody -hangsup- what if that were a real name?  i think i left my son too, he stole my balloons!! my job is fingering, no you mutt!!! ohhhh shit! never mind! the woman is disgusting, jack can't do courtesy lol. you wanna hear it? hehe i love the way he asks that. haha the song and everything rocked. would you like to thank you lol. that screaming was great lol. jack's celebration at finding a coat = LOL the fumes in that place - missed that line i'm tellin ya lol |
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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2009, 04:30:24 pm » |
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At 411 the scream sounds like it's from Ton & Jerry. XD That cracked me up. Thanks again for the good laugh! |
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« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2009, 03:42:05 pm » |
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I think I left my jacket in there *fart
I think I left my jacket in there *FART
It seemed like Jack was farting into the phone on purpose. Revenge for having to repeat himself |
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2009, 04:37:31 pm » |
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That screaming midget is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time! As well as OOOHHHHHHOOOO SHIT! |
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 05:36:52 am » |
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WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! That's it! that's it! that's a baby, alright!
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2009, 12:25:48 am » |
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I don't usually post twice in response to most calls, but I just adore this one too much. I couldn't get the "Betsy fucked my asshole" bit out of mind the entire day, and finally had to breakdown and listen to this again right now. Still just as funny, if not somehow funnier, than the first time. |
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i love my wife, but you've got bigger tits!
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2010, 11:33:59 am » |
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THEY STOLE MY BALLOONS!!! (fart) |
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