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« on: August 24, 2009, 09:41:31 pm » |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2009, 10:09:10 pm » |
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the guy at the beginning sounds familiar lol. jack's bitch tits are rediculous lol. Jack's loud cheer made the guy laugh, i love that gonna blame you, i'm blamed for a lot of stuff lol are you tall? lol. got a gf? yeah. ohh he's hot lol. flirt a little bit, i love the way jack goes all gay. i'm too fuckin fat, the guy on the other end doesn't know if jack is joking or being serious. he keeps getting at you coming in for the weekend and then you go off track and get back to the topic again and again lol YMCA music to the masturbation, that was hilarious lol. Bye lady. Was he totally oblivious to the obvious audio popup banner telling him to go to jackulator.com? lol, it would be great if he showed up, he does think jack is funny afterall and i bet he'd like a lot of the stuff that is up here.
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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2009, 10:29:37 pm » |
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I understand, my brother has sugar too.
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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2009, 01:57:34 am » |
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nice call man he was cool to stay on the line ..he responded awesome in most of the responses he got
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2009, 05:26:21 am » |
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Haha i thought this was an old call or something because i watched it on youtube, I was thinkin wow the quality of the calls was amazing back then lol! Awesome call!
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2009, 03:21:45 pm » |
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my prayers have been answered Jackulator! (btw I like that name Turkle, you should use it as Jacks name sometime ) the climb a flight of stairs part was funny the love you song and screaming porn star together was great. That's a shame that guy's brother has sugar. by lady!
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2009, 03:54:06 pm » |
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masturbating while listening YMCA many times i thought he would hang up on you quality seems to get better and better
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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2009, 04:07:02 pm » |
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Good one! Bye lady!
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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2009, 05:21:17 pm » |
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lmao the ymca song combined with the masturbation gets me every time, and how that guy stayed with him for so long suprised me
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« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2009, 05:53:23 pm » |
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Since when do tortured screams sound like a good time?
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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2009, 06:24:55 pm » |
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Great call! The stairs part was hilarious Next time Jack should tell him his waist size!
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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2009, 06:38:38 pm » |
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...That's a shame that guy's brother has sugar. that's a lot of black folks call diabetes I get a kick out of that so I put it on the board
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« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2009, 10:11:13 am » |
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"Oh, no problem at all." Instant classic.
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« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2009, 10:34:38 pm » |
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good god, i laughed so hard at 200 seconds when he heard the price of the membership. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2009, 12:44:23 am » |
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Where do you come up with these lines Jack? "My clothes had tits in them!'
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jackulator
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« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2009, 01:54:51 am » |
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well usually while I come up with ideas for clips for a new business page one of the things I do is scan through all the thousands of mp3s thinking of them in the context of the business and whether there are any parts I could use in conjunction with other parts and then sometimes it's simply a question of sorting the folder by name or modified date or created date when I'm looking for something and then noticing two clips near one another that make me think of something - like 'BabyBatman' was probably because I saw 'Baby' and 'Batman' near each other in a list of nouns or something and of course when I make a new biz page I also just think of stuff I want him to say and find stuff I can splice together to make it, but to be honest I don't remember how I got 'my clothes have tits in them' -- I mean, it's from "...used to con her into getting naked by telling her that her clothes have ghosts in them!", but other than that I can't say hehe
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« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2009, 01:26:21 pm » |
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Do you ever suffer from creative regret? As in, Oh shit, I could have gone with x instead of y!? As a writer, I often find myself cringing in response to opportunities squandered. Not to imply that the Jack calls aren't already perfect, mind you.
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« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2009, 04:31:41 pm » |
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no we do have that happen -- pretty much every call, like "I wish I'd said such and so when they said this or that." hehe - you always wonder what would have happened if you'd said something funnier
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2009, 05:23:43 am » |
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lol well done. - bye lady - I have bitch tits - spankin it while listening to YMCA
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 01:20:45 pm » |
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nobody mentioned the way you sneaked in "Abraham Lincolns beaver ya the sort of thing" that woulda set me back if i was the victim and heard that.
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