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« on: September 01, 2009, 12:58:05 pm » |
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2009, 02:39:54 pm » |
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Have you seen the club before?
No.
Would you like to come in and see the facility?
No.
Okay...
"Gay Mall"
"Don't make me exercise. Okay, I won't exercise."
Billll...Billl....BILLLLLL!
My fucking Cock-Biter. I want to fuck butt-cheeks. <--Nice Line!
Nice singing at the end, too, especially the wired la la las.
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246toothpicks
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2009, 02:48:26 pm » |
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Glad she hung on for the song at the end... la la la la la la!!  |
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 03:30:15 pm » |
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This is awesome the new names, lines and everything. I allways crack up at the slow chinaman laugh |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 05:18:58 pm » |
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 nice one that brings back memories, I didn't even remember how that song went Id appriciate it if you adress me as Elephant, shit-ass, oyster, cheese!
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metalboss44
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 08:35:28 pm » |
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Ahaha, that was insane. Loved the crash and crying at 61 seconds.
John J jinglehimerschmidt, awesome
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retalukcaj
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I'm Jason's brother! NDugu.
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 11:12:41 pm » |
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Okay, its official, he lost the plot again, but this time he really didnt make sense in any possible way.
Love the laughs he does when he is on hold, like he is some kind of real person haha.
He seriously is turning from Jack to ghost in the machine, what the hell was the 5 last seconds? haahah
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2009, 06:46:32 am » |
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You have no idea how to exercise, what a bitch. The accident and the hangup was funny as hell lol Lol, the slowed down name to make sure she could catch it was good. Gay, yep, everybody's gay. just a moment please, no. I love doin that. umm, bill, bill, billllll i fucked up my soundboard love when that girl gets back on the phone when jack is jacking off and then he honks thaaaattttssss mmyyyyy naaammmmeeee lol love this shit  |
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MattBatman
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He's has a fresh and sparkling breath.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2009, 04:46:09 pm » |
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macdougalsidal
Better than Mastercard
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2009, 07:57:15 pm » |
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lol this was a crazy set of calls. in my oppinon the crazyer the better!
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JohnnyCakes
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2009, 08:52:01 pm » |
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Passed around the cell block like a soundboard lmao
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dan
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I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as LOBSTER.
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 10:03:15 am » |
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My grandpa put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger.  |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2009, 03:24:45 pm » |
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Fell off my couch listening to Jack's accident. Imagine that. Had an accident listening to Jack's accident. "i had an accident, god damn it!" LMFAO  |
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« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2009, 05:30:05 pm » |
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awesome - I'm holding out for the first broken bone due to a jack call, so far just burnt sinuses from soda through the nose and falls out of chairs and off couches and such jk - I don't want anyone to break any bones - I suggest you pick up some protective gear and a helmet |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2009, 07:38:52 pm » |
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I don't wanna break your doll
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metalboss44
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« Reply #15 on: September 23, 2009, 07:40:25 pm » |
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*crash
EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO *crying
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Joker in a basket
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« Reply #16 on: October 10, 2010, 08:08:43 pm » |
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 "In the woods..." |
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2011, 05:50:52 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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