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« on: October 31, 2009, 10:08:51 pm » |
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Can I talk to the manager please?
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 10:23:50 pm » |
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ha. I love the tirade he goes on at the very end. I don't know if its the j i just smoked, but im freaking out laughing!
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 11:20:10 pm » |
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I'm afraid he might kill me, it's Freddy!  WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? *smash* "are you shooting at the little black kids" "are you calling me nigger??"  great ending haha |
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« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2009, 12:04:19 am » |
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lol the ending was awesome  |
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« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2009, 12:10:18 am » |
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The ending was the best. with the screeching noise, fireworks or something haha  |
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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Sfingle
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« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2009, 01:53:02 am » |
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Wow, Jack sure is one loyal and forgiving neighbor. Seems like he's got some bottled up anger and demons though, seeing as he went off at the end for no great provocation  . |
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2009, 01:57:58 am » |
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"haha...like...i'm just kidding...happy halloween!"
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2009, 01:04:21 am » |
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great calls, the last few collection of calls I didnt particularly care for but these were great
You could use this premise for other stuff...call around Thanksgiving and mention 50 or 60 angry kids and if they could bring over turkey
same with christmas and presents..u get the idea
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« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2009, 02:16:54 am » |
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Amazing call, the new lines are so damn intricate. Also as previously mentioned the ending is awesome, your response time for countering the racism was impressive!
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2009, 04:07:00 am » |
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The girl who said 'no offense but this is a very awkward and weird call" is probably the most lucid and appropriate response to Jack's whole "deal" I've heard.
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2009, 11:57:21 am » |
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love the sound effects and the ending was bizzare. Where did she get black kids from?  the string of insults was awsome. mustve took a long time to peice together all these new clips good job  |
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« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2009, 02:28:09 pm » |
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HAHA! I can't believe Jack can say "nigger"!
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2009, 02:59:57 pm » |
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"This is a very awkward and weird phone call." Coming from a Jack victim that's a compliment. Great outburst at the end too! |
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2009, 03:05:39 pm » |
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love the sound effects and the ending was bizzare. Where did she get black kids from? the string of insults was awsome. mustve took a long time to peice together all these new clips good job took me about six hours to make this business page -- so I was really bummed that my computer had problems last night - I was ready to do calls around 5pm, but couldn't get started until 8 or so (and I only had until 9:00 to get the calls done) because I had to defrag and mess with my virtual memory and shit... plus, because I ended up recording the calls on my laptop the audio sucks -- and it cut out bits of stuff I said -- like at one point he says, 'and it looks like a couple of kids are throwing rocks at the windows... and you hear a golf swing and a window break and jack says, 'whoa - that guy's a golfer', but the recording you just hear the 'whoa' at the end - and then the shit where they're breaking his car -- the entire middle section of that clip got cut out, as well as the lady laughing at what was happening... I've gotta get this computer thing fixed --- might have to remake the Hybrid 5 -- something I changed in the last week or so must have made it so it uses way more RAM than it used to |
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 03:09:13 pm » |
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HAHA! I can't believe Jack can say "nigger"!
he actually said that in the shining - the bathroom scene -- funny thing is, I have a section of the new halloween page that's for kinds of candy, and one of them I have is 'how about some snickles?' I was going to make 'snickers' but I thought snickles sounded funnier - then I decided to make a couple of clips for if someone corrected him 'no, it's snickers' -- and jack says 'what did you call me?' and stuff, so I just happened to have that clip ready, even though the reason I ended up using it had nothing to do with the reason I made it haha -- just goes to show you why megaboards are so great -- with that much stuff, if you're able to find something very specific like that you're always glad you had it |
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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2009, 04:33:21 pm » |
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LAWL, saving the best for last? the use of the lines in this one was perfect. and the kids breaking into jacks house was hillarious 5 stars here!
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2009, 04:48:13 pm » |
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Haha jacks getting tormented by trick or treaters.
NO OFFENSE THIS IS A REALLY AWKWARD WEIRD PHONE CALL
HAHA, these calls are amazing.
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« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2009, 04:51:42 pm » |
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"little cocksucker" *gunfire
"are you shooting at the little black kids?
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #18 on: November 01, 2009, 05:29:13 pm » |
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what the hell's halloween 50 or 60 angry kids  pissing all over my truck haha fucking hilarious 500 dollars okay? that bit with jack yellin at the kids outside was good 600 what? - you know what i mean don't wanna get people in trouble another guy is tryin to smash my mailbox i'm afraid he might kill me haha i'm callin the police - haha, i'm just kiddin' HEY! WHAT ARE YA DOIN! stop it, stop it right now lmao the growling and shooting was funny lol. rascist asshole awesome ending to an awesome compilation |
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 10:51:40 am » |
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Great! I love all this new stuff... too bad Halloween is over, I didn't do shit.  |
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« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 05:44:50 am » |
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oh man I laughed pretty hard at this one.
"They're pissing on my truck"
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« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2009, 04:51:11 am » |
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At the end when they breaks his car he cries and after the woman: "Hello?" He is just like nothing happend "How y' doin'?" The beast shooting and the nigger line was great! |
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« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2009, 03:34:12 pm » |
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Best call in awhile. I love the image of old Jack peering through his drapes with wide eyes as '50 or 60' kids are demolishing the streets.
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« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2009, 06:25:07 am » |
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I love the growling/grunt sound that Jack makes occasionally throughout these halloween calls. Use that some more in the future for sure!
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"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2009, 08:02:28 pm » |
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Somebody should do a photoshop image of scared Jack in his house with a mob of kids outside with "I need candy. It's an emergency" written under it. Such a funny image! On second listen it's pretty amazing that none of the employees even considered Jack's offer of 600 bucks. If I was working minimum wage and some scared old man offered me 600 for some candy I'd be there quicker than the fucking Flash!  |
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« Reply #25 on: May 25, 2011, 03:28:06 am » |
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J@ck I gotta hand it to you, you never cease to amaze me. This phonecall is amazing. Jack with those kids, screaming, and then the animal noises....LOL
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« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2011, 12:59:11 am » |
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For 60 or so bucks I'd leave work to bring candy to someones house and be back before my boss knew about it eheh |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2011, 10:42:32 pm » |
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For 60 or so bucks I'd leave work to bring candy to someones house and be back before my boss knew about it eheh right? jesus christ -- come on people holy shit I forgot about the end of that one haha wow... that obviously took quite some time to make that goddamn biz page lol -- luxury, luxury, LUXURY!   |
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« Reply #28 on: June 02, 2012, 10:14:10 am » |
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"there's kids all over the place" "from here to there" i love how specific jack always is |
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« Reply #29 on: June 02, 2012, 10:20:28 am » |
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btw awesome, awesome call.. been listening to them backwards now from 450 or so to here, and i think this was the best one so far
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