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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2009, 12:50:41 pm » |
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Ha ha ha.  "Peppers peppers peppers peppers peppers."  |
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« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2009, 05:43:10 pm » |
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These are kinda weird. Are there any other voices you could use to do this?
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« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2009, 06:39:19 pm » |
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These are kinda weird. Are there any other voices you could use to do this?
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 03:49:12 am » |
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I get a kick out of these -- that voice is ridiculous haha gonna have to tell roy about these  |
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 08:01:00 am » |
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Sorry, forgot to censor something in 008 above, so I removed the file. Here's a repost: 008 - Michael Cratche Gotta Eat 
I get a kick out of these -- that voice is ridiculous haha Ha ha! Thanks! It's fun to hear people's reactions when they realize it's a "computer", "machine", "automated", etc. |
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 02:50:59 pm » |
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Thanks for the comments. If you have any suggestions for other types of businesses we could hit, we'd be glad to hear them.
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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 05:41:17 pm » |
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lol... "i know you need a god damn turkey!", and i love how he says peppers |
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2009, 02:34:49 pm » |
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lol... "i know you need a god damn turkey!" She was fun. and i love how he says peppers Me too. He's very enthusiastic about peppers. |
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2009, 05:53:52 pm » |
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I just want a goddamn litre of cola - lol
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2009, 01:49:41 am » |
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I had to throw in the "Super Troopers" reference.
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 12:03:59 pm » |
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I love it when the other guys says I Love you back and when he stresses the wrong words Do you type in exactly what you want to say and the voice generates it like that? |
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 01:30:39 pm » |
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Not always. We typed up different phrases for different situations, but sometimes they need to be typed on the fly. The part where he says "Live like a lobster" he pronounced live the wrong way, so it ended up sounding like a live album title.
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« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2009, 11:31:32 am » |
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Great stuff and it's a great idea, keep developing this
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« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2009, 03:47:46 pm » |
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These were funny, good stuff |
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« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2009, 07:29:22 pm » |
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^ Thanks guys. Hopefully we'll get some more recorded over the holiday break.
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« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2009, 12:44:52 pm » |
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You ready to raise some yuletide Hell? |
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« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2009, 12:52:39 pm » |
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You ready to raise some yuletide Hell? You better believe it! |
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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2009, 02:26:48 am » |
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Is the phrase yuletide Hell an oxymoron?
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« Reply #20 on: December 20, 2009, 05:56:40 pm » |
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Since we've recorded the original batch of calls, I designed a program that will simplify the process and allow us to respond faster than before. Also, I discovered some new voices. So, I've been having some fun. 010
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« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2009, 06:07:42 pm » |
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Good stuff. A nice ol' British chap, sounds like he's a bit intoxicated. |
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« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2009, 02:39:20 pm » |
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Our "nice 'ol British chap" was hungry for lobster today. 011 - Nibble on a Pretty Little Lobster
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« Reply #24 on: December 22, 2009, 12:46:37 am » |
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Ha ha ha.
Bingo: You'd better get this right!
Man: I'm trying to!
Bingo: (grudgingly) I need catering...
He sounded so pissed. I think I scared the guy.
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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2009, 09:23:07 am » |
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The British voice works so much better because it kinda forgives the robotic-sounding inflections, and it makes it funny even on its own, especially when he says stuff like lobby-dobby and holly jolly. Also, the new name is a major improvement.  If only we could get this thing to sound like Mr. Nicholson... These calls keep getting better. You might want to consider giving your character a stutter or some kind of nervous tic. "Cox: Like the penis." |
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2009, 09:44:11 am » |
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Yeah, we figured you'd enjoy the name. Thank you for your input. Today we may be attempting a few more. Michael Cratche may even make a surprise return.  |
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« Reply #28 on: December 24, 2009, 08:15:43 am » |
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<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BPToUXr34HA&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/BPToUXr34HA&rel=0</a>]]>
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« Reply #29 on: December 24, 2009, 09:10:27 am » |
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Look what I just made!:  |
I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2009, 09:34:07 am » |
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^ Ha ha. Well done, sir. Another video:
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« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2009, 10:15:34 pm » |
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hahaha, I love his response to the him telling him way more information than he needs. great call. it was rather amusing  "What do gay people eat?" "He's having sex with my friend" his response: "...okay. uh, what else do you want?" luv the picture retalukcaj
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« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2009, 11:15:46 pm » |
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I just realized, in order for the voice to pronounce it right, you probably have to type "Bing Go" instead of Bingo.
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« Reply #33 on: December 25, 2009, 03:59:26 am » |
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Thanks for the feedback, everyone. Have a Merry Christmas! I just realized, in order for the voice to pronounce it right, you probably have to type "Bing Go" instead of Bingo.
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« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2009, 12:07:39 am » |
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Check out this image I just made.  |
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« Reply #35 on: January 01, 2010, 10:10:51 pm » |
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i just found these. nice!
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« Reply #36 on: January 01, 2010, 10:31:56 pm » |
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the catering one was hilarious love the sophisticated accent in combination with the weird things he says lmao |
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« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2010, 03:12:26 am » |
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Recently did a few more. May even post a few new ones.
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« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2010, 01:30:48 am » |
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« Reply #39 on: January 08, 2010, 04:47:15 pm » |
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Ha ha ha, my favorite part. "Okay, lady. Settle down." Didn't even phase the guy.  I'm wondering if we should dump the first voice, or establish him as a different character. I find it amusing when a voice is obviously a computer and people don't figure it out. What are everyone else's thoughts on Alex (the first voice)? |
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« Reply #40 on: January 08, 2010, 07:21:43 pm » |
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theyre both pretty funny. but the 2nd is great |
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« Reply #41 on: March 20, 2015, 06:05:43 pm » |
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Haha these text-to-speech calls are pretty funny. I stumbled across them on youtube, and saw that they posted here. Anybody have any copies of any of these calls, as only 3 of them are on YT, and the ones here don't seem to work anymore  Here's a YT link to one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPToUXr34HA |
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« Reply #42 on: March 20, 2015, 06:45:43 pm » |
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« Reply #43 on: March 22, 2015, 07:55:08 pm » |
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damn, been a long time since I listened to these. my favorite line: "I don't like objects in my anus." -his response: "I can understand that."  holy shit: fromt he tacp pizza line: that's expensive! My mommy only gave me five dollars!" during that call when he says "David" over and over again it reminds me of HAL9000.
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