Fuckin' fantastic compilation!
"Why is my dick so crooked?" Hahaha
"Some fat guy broke into my house last night. He's stuck in my chimney."
"Mr. Grinch you're giving me a hard on." So fuckin' twisted.
"HE STOLE MY presents. Little green motherfucker."
Jack singing Christmas Carols LMAO
"I'm a scientologist you give me a fuckin' blowjob I'll get ya something special. We kissed and I took a shit right in the middle of the pizza." I don't even know what to say about that one. The randomness and madness is beyond comprehension.