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« on: January 26, 2010, 09:37:13 pm » |
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Baggins
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 09:59:44 pm » |
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Wow you took my suggestion, you're the greatest.  |
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 11:52:58 pm » |
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I like my wife, but you've got bigger TITS.  |
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I Need A Johnny Damon Jersey  |
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macdougalsidal
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2010, 12:25:34 pm » |
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"hes sitting in the bar, looking at your wifes dick"
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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2010, 03:11:34 pm » |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2010, 08:46:29 pm » |
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turtle tits turtle tits turtle tits Jack's poor wife  what is that sound where Jack goes oooh AAHHH "Watch it!" ? |
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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2010, 03:22:10 pm » |
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I'm actually not sure - I just know it's somebody almost hit jack with a car or something
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2010, 08:20:24 pm » |
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"I like my wife but, uh, you've got bigger TITS!" Too bad for whoever Jack's married to. Hahahaha. That line is a new classic jackulator.  |
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2010, 01:02:31 am » |
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"Look at these TITSS!WOOO!WOOOHOOO!"lmao "Well uh...TURtle TITS...help me out" lol I love when jack gets all excited about TITS. |
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« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2010, 09:17:12 am » |
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Holy shit, Jack can be a horny motherfucker at times.
"LOOK AT THESE TITS! WHOOOHOOHOO!" <---best line ever!
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2010, 06:59:35 pm » |
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they hang up on Jack when he goes crazy over the tits. But isn't that the whole point of "Hooters"? (Ive never been to one so I guess I wouldn't know. but basiclly Jack is just saying another derivation of the word "Hooters" the title of their restaurant. so why do they hang up? |
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2010, 08:09:17 pm » |
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that's exactly right -- it's not PC to make a place called Hooters, so goddamn it if the PC crowd isn't gonna have you totally ignore the hooters altogether
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« Reply #12 on: February 21, 2010, 02:43:26 pm » |
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"I think I left my jacket in there motherfucker"  |
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« Reply #13 on: February 21, 2010, 05:35:59 pm » |
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sometimes we can get away with sneaking that kind of shit in there - not always unfortunately hehe |
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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2011, 06:13:06 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2014, 07:04:55 pm » |
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lol -- I never noticed this part before: "I left my jacket in there" "where were you sitting?" "outside in the parkinglot." So Jack goes to Hooters to see some big tits, then takes his food outside to eat in his car....... and almost gets runover.  that makes the whole "I left my jacket" routine even better. He's calling from his car, like he's too lazy to walk twenty feet back inside to get it. |
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