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« on: March 02, 2010, 12:13:23 am » |
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macdougalsidal
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« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2010, 06:20:14 am » |
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HELP ME!!!!111!!1!!! HELP ME1!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
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jackulator
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2010, 06:45:41 am » |
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HELP ME!!!!111!!1!!! HELP ME1!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!
when she realizes the tears aren't for any pathetic longing for his ruined good looks suddenly she feels less empathetic  |
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CallMeBronco
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2010, 03:13:26 pm » |
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more grandpa goodness!
how' ya doing?
Jack: sausage!
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Dr.Martini
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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2010, 09:50:51 pm » |
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You'd have thought Jack would have learnt not to trust his Granddad by now!  |
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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2010, 10:58:26 pm » |
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The first girl refused to give her name. I was certain she would eventually say it. Then she gave out the name of the location.  |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2010, 02:34:39 am » |
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"watch it!" see? 'are you a patient here-' - 'no.' Just love how that sounded 'hi darling! how ya doin?' weird combos lol 'how ya doing?' 'good and you?' 'sausage' 'couldn't stop chewing it.' No wonder jack's teeth keep getting broken. jack starts crying 'oh no, oh you're not' 'it's fucking grotesque!' love the huge rant and scream jack has after that  That woman at the end, couldn't tell if she laughed a little or just sighed with disgust. |
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« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2010, 03:19:27 am » |
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Hahahaha,
fart, boo
Good evening and thank you for calling... YOU'RE WELCOME! hello?
this place smells like chicken, fart *hangup
dave dixie
the greetings, hahaha, hold the TOILET
MY TEETH ARE SENSITIVE AND SHARP?
whats the music that starts at 63 seconds?
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2010, 03:44:47 am » |
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...whats the music that starts at 63 seconds? oh come on now boss - that's the music from The Shining - the ballroom theme  watch it again for the first time  |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2010, 05:28:28 pm » |
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Uncle Bingo
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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2010, 09:50:44 pm » |
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Thank you for finally using music from the Shining. I gotta wonder if the guy would've stayed on the line if you kept it playing. It can be a bit hypnotic, probably why Kubrick used it.
I'm donating $5.00 just for that, and I'll gladly pay it again for any more use of music from The Shining ( either the Goldroom tunes, Penderecki, or that 1 piece by Bartok) no matter the nature of the call, but preferably as background sound like you used to do with the Batman theme and La Vie En Rose.
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2010, 08:46:00 am » |
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Thank you for finally using music from the Shining. I gotta wonder if the guy would've stayed on the line if you kept it playing. It can be a bit hypnotic, probably why Kubrick used it.
I'm donating $5.00 just for that, and I'll gladly pay it again for any more use of music from The Shining ( either the Goldroom tunes, Penderecki, or that 1 piece by Bartok) no matter the nature of the call, but preferably as background sound like you used to do with the Batman theme and La Vie En Rose.
I forgot to mention that, I like that music to. its so haunting. and more singing Jack too. not just Heartburn stuff but all around singing and more of the Yelling from As Good As It Gets |
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Harry Horscoch
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2010, 06:37:32 pm » |
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$360,000. For insurance? Boy Jack is well covered!  |
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stoneeh
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2012, 08:25:22 pm » |
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love the "i used to be great looking" bit
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An English type
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2014, 12:42:45 pm » |
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Love ol' grandpa Excuse my ignorance but during the Shining music, where does that Jack line come from? You know, ''he's so hot for me, we give him a whiff of my ass he'll crawl right in it'' It's delicious!!   |
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stoneeh
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2014, 01:45:28 pm » |
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from the departed, where jack's the gangster and is under constant investigation by the state police. so he concludes that they're so determined to bring him in that they'll fall for every ploy he is offering them
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An English type
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2014, 04:45:19 pm » |
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Thanks Stoneeh |
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