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« on: June 16, 2010, 01:33:05 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2010, 02:38:23 pm »

Short and sweet. "I hope you fucking die!"  angry T_Anger2 T_Anger1 T's joker T_smile2
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:17 pm »

Very strange phone call  huh
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2010, 05:52:12 pm »

ahahahahahah i love it. balloons children crotch grin   
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sounds disgusting...but uhh i'l take it
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:51 pm »

You keep coming up with new ideas. Jack the abortionist?

Nice to have Jack really cut lose too.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2010, 11:00:44 pm »

ahahahahahah i love it. balloons children crotch grin  

I think Roy was trying to allude to condoms  grin

You keep coming up with new ideas. Jack the abortionist?

Nice to have Jack really cut lose too.

No way. Not me. Ethically I can't do that.
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 02:19:09 pm »

That's what I assumed the "trying to prevent pregnancy" line meant.  tongue tongue T_lipssealed T_lipssealed
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 02:03:49 am »

 cheesy  is it even possible 4 u to dissapoint haha tongue
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 01:36:13 pm »

Hahaha, that half a second baby cry at the beginning is briliant. I love those distorted soundfiles hahhaha.

Thats why they invented lightswitched! Classic Jackulator style right there.  smiley
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 07:05:00 pm »

umm the medical profession uhh

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uhh my job is trying 2 prevent pregnancy

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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 08:52:12 pm »

An abortionist saying "I hope you fucking die"

Very nice.  cool
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 06:45:01 pm »

hehe... I didn't really think of him as an abortionist

maybe a condom salesman or condom designer or something

balloon children crotch? see??
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2010, 06:53:24 pm »

i love the way Jack just blurts out random words related to the topic and sometimes people get it and sometimes they completely don't.
you should do that with the food calls some time

"hello can I help you?"

Jack: "YAMS! POTATOES! TINY HAMBURGER"

the ending was awsome too. the light swtich quote & then I hope you fucking die. in such a sad and angry and totally unrelated way.  grin grin
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2010, 11:08:22 pm »

hehe... I didn't really think of him as an abortionist

maybe a condom salesman or condom designer or something

balloon children crotch? see??

I figured that's what he was getting at. Or the insane side of Jack actually believes himself to be a condom. If that's true, I don't really want to know how that works.  cry

And I love how he says balloons in this. Has a weird robotic sound to it.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 06:29:55 am »

hehe yeah.. not one of my better splices  embarrassed
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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 06:32:36 am »

The face they left hangin on ya!

I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU FUCKING...DIE!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 06:35:58 am »

that's like the only time we've ever gotten to use that  lipsrsealed
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 06:36:52 am »

The light switch line... Pure gold
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 06:44:33 am »

every once in a while it really pays off that I bothered to get those dozens of extra clips for all the popups -- because a clip like that one really helps tie the conversation together -- like the rug in The Big Lebowski
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2010, 10:15:50 am »

hahaha perfect ending! Jack insults cranky guy, is threatened w/ ass strangulation, and has a laugh  grin
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