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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2010, 02:38:23 pm » |
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gortgorb
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2010, 05:47:17 pm » |
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Very strange phone call
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sashman987
i'm just too fucking fat...well i''m like a goddamn vegetable.
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2010, 05:52:12 pm » |
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ahahahahahah i love it. balloons children crotch
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sounds disgusting...but uhh i'l take it
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Baggins
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2010, 06:31:51 pm » |
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You keep coming up with new ideas. Jack the abortionist?
Nice to have Jack really cut lose too.
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jackulator
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2010, 11:00:44 pm » |
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ahahahahahah i love it. balloons children crotch I think Roy was trying to allude to condoms You keep coming up with new ideas. Jack the abortionist?
Nice to have Jack really cut lose too.
No way. Not me. Ethically I can't do that.
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2010, 02:19:09 pm » |
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seismotronik
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« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2010, 02:03:49 am » |
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is it even possible 4 u to dissapoint haha
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retalukcaj
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I'm Jason's brother! NDugu.
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« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2010, 01:36:13 pm » |
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Hahaha, that half a second baby cry at the beginning is briliant. I love those distorted soundfiles hahhaha. Thats why they invented lightswitched! Classic Jackulator style right there.
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I found a cheeseburger on the backseat of my couch. om nom nom nom. mmmmm. Oh hoh! I think she's fucking great!
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2010, 07:05:00 pm » |
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umm the medical profession uhh gmhh uhh my job is trying 2 prevent pregnancy balloons children crotch ..cocksucker *scream CI!
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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asshole
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2010, 08:52:12 pm » |
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An abortionist saying "I hope you fucking die" Very nice.
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People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2010, 06:45:01 pm » |
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hehe... I didn't really think of him as an abortionist
maybe a condom salesman or condom designer or something
balloon children crotch? see??
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2010, 06:53:24 pm » |
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i love the way Jack just blurts out random words related to the topic and sometimes people get it and sometimes they completely don't. you should do that with the food calls some time "hello can I help you?" Jack: "YAMS! POTATOES! TINY HAMBURGER" the ending was awsome too. the light swtich quote & then I hope you fucking die. in such a sad and angry and totally unrelated way.
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Lounge Lizard
Dr. Jonathan Gonzo, MD
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2010, 11:08:22 pm » |
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hehe... I didn't really think of him as an abortionist
maybe a condom salesman or condom designer or something
balloon children crotch? see??
I figured that's what he was getting at. Or the insane side of Jack actually believes himself to be a condom. If that's true, I don't really want to know how that works. And I love how he says balloons in this. Has a weird robotic sound to it.
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« Reply #14 on: June 29, 2010, 06:29:55 am » |
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hehe yeah.. not one of my better splices
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metalboss44
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« Reply #15 on: June 29, 2010, 06:32:36 am » |
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The face they left hangin on ya!
I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU FUCKING...DIE!!!!
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« Reply #16 on: June 29, 2010, 06:35:58 am » |
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that's like the only time we've ever gotten to use that
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metalboss44
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« Reply #17 on: June 29, 2010, 06:36:52 am » |
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The light switch line... Pure gold
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« Reply #18 on: June 29, 2010, 06:44:33 am » |
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every once in a while it really pays off that I bothered to get those dozens of extra clips for all the popups -- because a clip like that one really helps tie the conversation together -- like the rug in The Big Lebowski
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« Reply #19 on: June 30, 2010, 10:15:50 am » |
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hahaha perfect ending! Jack insults cranky guy, is threatened w/ ass strangulation, and has a laugh
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1972 Canyon Dr
Oh that is not true
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2010, 02:28:10 am » |
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Convulsions, balloons, children, crotch...how does she not know?!
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« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2010, 03:46:21 am » |
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sometimes you just gotta put two and two together and get eleven with the jackboard -- not every person we call can pull it off
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #22 on: July 12, 2010, 10:22:18 pm » |
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Cocksucker. (scream) See?
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Texnet11
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« Reply #23 on: July 12, 2010, 10:44:30 pm » |
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lol have some surgery your ugly
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Mr. Possibilities
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2010, 03:30:43 pm » |
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I loved it. I just wish I could have more of these instances where someone gets pissed at Jack and then they open Jack's whole Pandora's Box of pissed-off quotes.
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jackulator
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2010, 05:11:26 pm » |
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you wanna fight me?
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Baggins
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"This is entertaiment to me."
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« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2010, 06:02:11 pm » |
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Well I could have sworn I heard him say "abortions"
Also wish someone would die technically isn't a threat is it?
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1972 Canyon Dr
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I just took a shit in the toilet like a big boy
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« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2010, 02:29:24 am » |
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I didn't see jack as saying he was an abortionist either... I just saw him as a professional cock-blocker.
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cjensen714
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« Reply #28 on: January 12, 2011, 03:58:52 am » |
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"Balloons, Children, crotch."
I just pissed my pants god dammit.
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An English type
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2015, 08:25:28 pm » |
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I love the way Jack says 'Balloons' sounds kinda like booaloons!! 'Have some surgery, you're ugly' really touched a nerve. Followed by 'the face they left hanging on ya' & 'that's why they invented lightswitches' pushed that fragile ego over the edge!! (Never heard those lines before)
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