#414 - The Great Condom Hunt Part 3 (12:25)

[jackulator]

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[marleycake]

ahahah i think shes hot photographing her tits  ....you need condoms? ..what are my choices 
big jumbo big condoms are we clear!         ...   i cant swollow my own condoms
who am i talking to STEAAie Bitch lick ehahah
jack makes everything so creepy and edgy and calling a pharmacy and asking for condons brings out the full blown creepyness
take a shit on my condoms 

the guy near the end was a dick  makes it more funny ..YOUR ON THE AIR!  I WONDER IF HE KNOWS

[Baggins]

That guy at the end was crazy. The first Jack death threat.

What rude people, Jack just wanted some condoms 

[Uncle Bingo]

That last guy probably had you confused with Duncan Construction or someone like that. I appreciate how you guys make Jack Nicholson polite with people whenever they promise to cut you
. "Why you're angry with me..." 

[buster01]

Damn, no wonder Jack keeps getting herpes and crabs. How fucking hard is it for a man to get some condoms already? 

And that death threat at the end, wow. 

[Sfingle]

Apparently that one chick in the beginning took Jack's common "Go ahead" line as "Hangup the phone".  Jack's reply when he realizes this: "WHAT?!"
"That smells quote-unquote tremendous." 
Noted Jacks brief bong-hit or aquarium-filter apparatus sound at 374. Also, the guy at 511 sounded a lot like the chinaman board, actually.
As for the death threat, the guy probably just had some sort of problem with his amygdalaaaaaaaaaaahhh. 

[Melvin Udall]

I probably need to listen to Part 1 and 2 to get the plot right? 

Great call.

[jackulator]

I usually post the best in a series of comp first, but oddly, sometimes I go the other way

lunch with herpes

[Lounge Lizard]

I found a cheeseburger in my condom!
Nacho condoms!   

This call is pure insanity.

[CallMeBronco]

I'm gonna give my crotch some food.  [reminds me of a nasty dream I had a long time ago where people were shoving food into their asses. don't ask me 

"I think she's photographing my tits in plant books"
almost sounds a Tom Waits line. I thought I heard "my" but it could've been "her"

I don't understand how they understood the unusual sounding phrases like "Buffalo Bills Urn" very easily but so far nobody has understood "organic" at all.
this was from another call I just listened to  sorry

whom am I speaking with? "STEEEEEEE-bitch-lick" I was guessing "Steve" but you always throw something unexpected. 


"Two hard shell crab condoms." I'd rather get her pregnant than use that fucking condom! I think she would agree too. 

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I did listen to most of these before btw, I just never commented on them 

[stoneeh]

holy shit, i found "that's a baby alright" with the high pitched version of jack crying. ive been looking for this clip for a year or so. this is a big deal!