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« on: May 26, 2007, 03:58:01 am » |
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LordAtrus
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2007, 03:08:20 pm » |
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"Sir, I appreciate everything you're doing for our country, but this is about your teeth."
CLASSIC! HAHAHA
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 03:10:59 pm » |
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I also love that everytime you use the "YEEEEEEEEES!" line, they always respond with something just as sarcastic.
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« Reply #3 on: June 02, 2007, 06:24:31 am » |
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RUFF...BANG! LOL
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« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2007, 06:26:42 am » |
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holy christ... "my grandfather put one of those tiny model trains in my hamburger" priceless
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 05:46:31 pm » |
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These are truly brilliant. Had me laughing my ass off. Keep it up man!
edit: omg i just finished listening to the call.... funniest shit ive ever heard. lmfao!!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 07:38:36 pm » |
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My God, those girls at the dentist office were having a ball with that call
"I need to get back to work"
"nooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2007, 10:34:28 am » |
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You can hear one of the other staff members there picking up another phone and saying "Can you hold please?". They were probably all listening in on Jack's conversation. You can hear them all laughing at it  |
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 08:50:06 pm » |
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put a tiny train in your hamburg... lol
"do you have any pets?"
*bark*
"no"
ROFL!
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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2008, 04:13:10 am » |
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I love this one so much! This call and 'Jack needs to stop drinking' (and sometimes 'Foggy Western') are what I have been showing my friends to listen to. I love to show friends things to listen to because they get confused and start laughing Lady: Do you have pets? Jack: (ARF!) No. Lady: We don;t take tenants with pets. Jack: *Cries* in other words *bump* this |
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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 06:46:15 pm » |
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Jack: YEEAS!
Lady: OKAY
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« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 06:47:20 pm » |
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I think from now on, before I choose a dentist, I am gonna prank them and see if their receptionists are nice or not.  The ending was nice, but before that it seemed like Jack was under the inquisition or something, lol. |
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jackulator
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2008, 05:31:16 am » |
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...from now on, before I choose a dentist, I am gonna prank them and see if their receptionists are nice or not... hehe that's a great idea man |
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 05:43:30 pm » |
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I think the compilations are the best...Nice and lengthy so you can just relax and enjoy the funny.
He shoots the dog..how terrible ,,lol
"Famous doctor Scanlen"...what machine is she talking about..does she realize it's a prank call right there?
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 06:06:27 pm » |
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...what machine is she talking about..does she realize it's a prank call right there? no - I'm pretty sure she thought it was one of those voice disguisers you can buy - girls buy them sometimes to answer the door with or something I guess - not really sure - I do know it's a personal security item of sorts but in any case - she thought it was a machine to disguise one's voice, not a machine in general - she may have figured out more later because she said 'you keep pushing that button about the colonel and sir' - so who knows |
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« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2008, 07:16:36 pm » |
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...what machine is she talking about..does she realize it's a prank call right there? no - I'm pretty sure she thought it was one of those voice disguisers you can buy - girls buy them sometimes to answer the door with or something I guess - not really sure - I do know it's a personal security item of sorts but in any case - she thought it was a machine to disguise one's voice, not a machine in general - she may have figured out more later because she said 'you keep pushing that button about the colonel and sir' - so who knows I've never heard of that voice disguiser thing for women..but maybe I should pick one up..there's a lot of creeps in my neighborhood..lol |
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« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2008, 07:33:57 pm » |
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I'm probably wrong - the only place I've ever seen it used is in movies when a kidnapper is disguising his voice
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 10:40:46 pm » |
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I'm probably wrong - the only place I've ever seen it used is in movies when a kidnapper is disguising his voice
How can I download this to iTunes? |
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jackulator
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« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 11:04:27 pm » |
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I'm assuming you mean the prank, not my quote, so: download low-fi version: Pranks#18 |
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« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 03:02:16 pm » |
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Jack: Wait a minute.
*ARF*
*Gunshot.*
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« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 03:56:14 pm » |
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Jack: Wait a minute.
*ARF*
*Gunshot.*
Favorite part..poor dog..Just cause that complex doesn't take pets. =( lol |
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well excuse me MR.PERFEEEECT!!!!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 07:48:16 pm » |
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this is probably my favorite part when he shoots the doglol
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« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2009, 06:58:34 pm » |
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Haha, this still has me bustin up laughing, "sir we appreciate all the protection you give us throughout our country... this has to do with your teeth"
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2011, 07:47:38 am » |
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"No more apartment dog" is easily one of my top five favorite prank calls of all time.  There were tears of pure hysterical joy in my eyes the first time I heard its glorious gun report grace my ears...  I'm sorry, I'll be all right.  Great call, man.  |
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« Reply #24 on: June 24, 2011, 03:34:54 pm » |
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yeah it's short and sweet but it packs a punch  |
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« Reply #25 on: June 24, 2011, 03:40:54 pm » |
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do you have pets (Bark) i guess you do huh No no nono this calls in my top 10 |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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