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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« on: May 26, 2007, 03:58:23 am » |
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Old Hare
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2007, 04:28:20 pm » |
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The first one is the best call all time.
I like how Jack laughs while describing his charges. Tons of good quotes:
"What was the reading on the breathalyzer?"
"Wasted... HAHAHA!"
"May I speak frankly?"
"Yes"
"FUCKING CUNTS! Oh, I was way to smashed to drive."
I like how the guy just drones on and on, repeating what y'all said, and even I'm getting inpatient listening to his slow ass, when Jack says, "Yeah, yes, etc." I knew then you guys were looking to get a word in edgewise, and that something good was around the corner when Jack says,
"Goddamn Boy!"
He he. You guys did not disappoint. Bunch more good quotes on this one, won't spoil them all.
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Hypnagogic
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2007, 09:32:43 pm » |
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That is a great part of the call....what was the reading?...Wasted
Haha
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 12:13:43 am » |
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"Am I in good shape?"
"From a legal point of view, probably not"
"Damn" (With a bored schoolboy tone)
HAHAHAHAHA
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jackulator
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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 09:44:01 am » |
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'So, this is gonna hurt?'
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icicic
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 08:32:15 am » |
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best call of all time. full stop. the laziest, hang-dog-sounding lawyer i've ever heard: immortal line, "what was the reading?", "wasted!" - that's gonna' take some beating! i wonder if it would be worth getting in touch with him again some time? one of the few Jack sequels, perhaps?
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 07:51:15 am » |
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HAHAHA this ones great
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« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2007, 08:56:38 pm » |
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the lawyer call is great
"your not doing too great"
jack cries
"Sir?"
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2007, 09:05:45 pm » |
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"Is that crazy?..."
"Uhh yea"
"YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA!"
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2007, 01:44:09 pm » |
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"Hey!" "All dressed in black on a regular basis, this is not an indian."
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2008, 02:06:29 pm » |
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First call was the best!
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« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2008, 03:02:48 pm » |
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lol awesome timing on the "collapsing from heat exhaustion"
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2011, 08:27:21 pm » |
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What was the reading on the breathalyzer? WASTED  I like how the guy reacts when he finds out that it wasn't Jack's first DWI. He got pulled over on the weekend and on wednesday. Jack's a professional drunk driver.  |
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2011, 12:08:40 am » |
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 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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I'm dead! Help me out! I'm dyin' here!
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« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2011, 03:13:47 pm » |
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Jack- "I'll pay whatever you want!" guy- "how big would that be? uh..." probably the biggest misstatement of any call.  that happens to me in real life all the time. |
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