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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 05:01:03 pm » |
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I know I'm not alone when I say it's great to listen to some new calls! Well worth the wait! Thanks, Jackulator! My favorite moment is when Jack knocks over a table/lamp or something and says "watch your fucking mouth" One of my new favorite endings for a call.  |
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 05:38:34 pm » |
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I second that, new calls for the win!!!!  you had that guy so confused. whats your wifes name? ; Bruce! Chef |
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Howard Beale
A Madman of the People
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I harass women.
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2011, 08:08:52 pm » |
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Poor Jack, it sounds like he’s making his call from some pit of despair.  That must be where all divorce lawyers receive their paychecks from.  Anyway, it’s good to have some new calls back on the boards.  |
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Baggins
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2011, 08:20:42 pm » |
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Welcome back, Jack
That guy really got annoyed with Jack being cryptic and such.
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marleycake
any colour you like
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spray paint my mind on a fucking wall
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2011, 08:43:13 pm » |
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your talking to your clock ahahahah   jack has some crazy wifes |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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BroadwayJack
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What's with all these gay senior citizens?
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2011, 09:25:11 pm » |
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There hasn't been many times when the recipient has questioned Jack talking to inanimate objects, not that I can remember.
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2011, 11:22:57 pm » |
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There hasn't been many times when the recipient has questioned Jack talking to inanimate objects, not that I can remember.
Great observation. I don't think I've ever heard someone do that. |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2011, 11:59:09 pm » |
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"I absolutely have no idea what you're talking about, sir!" Oh man, the second half of this call had my LMFAO literally. I can't remember the last call where Jack sounded so spaced out. "You're talking to your clock?" "Yeah. I'm very busy, ya know what I mean? |
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 12:56:38 am » |
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'bruce' hahaha |
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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 05:11:05 am » |
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Next time they ask where you got their number from, tell them you found on the wall in the restroom.
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 11:35:17 am » |
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 02:06:16 pm » |
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Glad to be of service Jack - very excited for the outcome!  |
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Lounge Lizard
Dr. Jonathan Gonzo, MD
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2011, 02:13:16 am » |
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The tense Shining music would've added a nice dramatic edge to the call.
Jack attempting to give his address was hysterical. There was like forty seconds of complete confusion.
"Who else is talking?"
"Don't worry about it."
I'm glad somebody finally acknowledged Jack talking to an inanimate object. I wonder why no one has ever called him out on that before.
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2011, 12:00:00 pm » |
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why do they always think "someone else is talking?"  |
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Melvin Udall
You make sandwiches don't you?
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« Reply #15 on: March 01, 2011, 04:35:42 am » |
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There hasn't been many times when the recipient has questioned Jack talking to inanimate objects, not that I can remember.
lol i know they seem to just gloss over it and forget jack said anything. the one time they mentioned something was when jack was talking to his grandmother. "You're talking to your Grandmother?" lol |
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« Reply #16 on: March 01, 2011, 04:48:13 am » |
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yeah but that was an 'animate' object plus he said something really off too, as he'll do  |
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Stevie Boy
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Most Excellent!
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« Reply #17 on: March 01, 2011, 08:22:17 am » |
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Yes, granted, although pranking smaller businesses definitely has its merits, there is hardly anything more satisfying than hearing prick lawyers getting Jackulated
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« Reply #18 on: March 01, 2011, 11:45:43 pm » |
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This was genius!! Holy shit, laughing way too hard. "Are you ok Mr. Jameson?" Little bit foggy downtown "This isn't a hard question Mr. Jameson..." Tough talking lawyer cracking on Jack, jeeesus. Fuck you care, man? "You're talking to your CLOCK?" He must have thought he was talking to someone with severe alzheimers |
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Lounge Lizard
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2011, 02:57:58 pm » |
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lol i know they seem to just gloss over it and forget jack said anything.
the one time they mentioned something was when jack was talking to his grandmother. "You're talking to your Grandmother?"
lol
I believe Jack asked "Are you tight?" Then he proceeded to tell the woman on the other end that he was talking to his Grandmother. |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2011, 10:46:16 pm » |
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Damn you jack, way to make me almost have a heart attack from laughter XD
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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2011, 06:15:48 am » |
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look you -- don't you use a soundboard for that purpose!!  |
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houseman
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 04:19:50 pm » |
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This guy was a perfect victim. He was quick to pick up on things and a little tense.
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An English type
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #23 on: January 12, 2015, 02:25:27 pm » |
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Great call 'I'm talking to my clock, sorry' 'Who else is talking?' 'Don't worry about it. Fuck you care man?'  What is that background music? Sounds beautiful and very Chinatown/La Noire-esq. |
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