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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2011, 07:00:09 pm » |
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A triumphant return!! Jacks big ass breaking the toilets again, hahaha.
That was hilarious, going to have to listen to the rest of these later just about to head out.
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2011, 07:18:12 pm » |
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nice seeing you again  |
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 04:56:57 am » |
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Woo hoo!!! I've been waiting for this day!  |
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 04:58:19 pm » |
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This call makes up for my toilet calls being deleted.
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This acid's kicking in.... I wanna clean my claws.
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2011, 02:03:34 am » |
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"It's probably my fat ass. I ate five pizzas. Maybe we can live without dinner."  "It's 303-" "I can do magic tricks!" |
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Lobster Tits!
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2011, 04:56:46 pm » |
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Bach in the other call, Chopin in this one. Very nice! |
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2011, 01:13:28 pm » |
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i ate 5 pizzas, maybe we can live without dinner  jacks got new therapy i guess  these calls are amazingly good ..or maybe its the coffee, well i got new favz now i got pee all over my toilet paper I UNDERSTAND! I love the background jack..{you've pissed on your last floor}   |
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2011, 08:53:50 pm » |
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 10:35:20 am » |
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hahaha he suddenly needs a divorce because of those damn kids dumping shit down the toilet.
Great background sounds, I could vaguely hear another Jack abusing the dog in the background
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Sfingle
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2011, 10:24:33 pm » |
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Yes it was, and equally perfect. |
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« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2011, 12:19:19 am » |
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 "In the woods..." |
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« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2011, 11:24:05 pm » |
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i love the totally random "I need a divorce" |
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« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2011, 03:26:40 pm » |
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Love the piano from Five Easy Pieces,
"Its because I eat too much beaver." -classic line.
Great call, loved the ending.
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"Work my way up to walking stairs-stuff like that"
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2011, 12:30:43 pm » |
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I don't know if I ever mentioned this before, but a few years back, when I started playing piano again for the first time since preschool, I actually was partially inspired to do so because of this Chopin piece on this website (and after I watched Five Easy Pieces, as well). This piece called "Suffocation" was actually one of the first I asked my instructor to teach me, since it's actually pretty easy. I still love playing it now and again for all the meaning it has for me, though.  |
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2011, 05:15:30 pm » |
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Ending was great. Talking to the toilet again  |
People who talk in metaphors oughta SHAMPOO MY CROTCH.
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cheeseman007
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I'm an old dog, ya' know?
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« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2011, 11:49:25 pm » |
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poor Jack and his toilet trouble. I guess that's what happens when you eat five pizzas though!
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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2011, 02:47:22 am » |
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Love it!
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