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« on: August 16, 2011, 07:43:57 AM »

...but I had to join. I've known about Jackulator for years but had only heard the Arby's call and a few others. over the last few days I've listened to about 100 different calls. Well maybe not 100 but dozens. I gotta say I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard at anything. Jack Nicholson himself is most likely crazy, but the persona you've created is the definition of chaos. It's like there's a cartoon character on the line, and it's fucking gold.

I love prank phone calls. Not good at em but I love em. I'm not very good with a soundboard because my reflexes are too slow. I once tried using the RealmOfDarkness Mr. T soundboard to order a pizza ("for the second half") but got hung up on.

I really like prank calling radio shows though- the object of those calls is not to stay on the line for as long as possible, but to say the most outrageous shit you can think of being getting thrown off. Most professional radio shows have screeners so a while back I used to spend a lot of time calling into BlogTalkRadio shows. The only decent call I made was one to a self-help therapy show, where I told this big long story that basically corresponded to the lyrics of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. The guy totally fell for it- "So how did you feel when your mother told you you had to move in with your aunt and uncle in Bel Air?" But that's all amateur hour. Nothing like the shit you guys are doing.

SO...

Is that crazy enough for ya? Want me to take a shit on the floor?

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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2011, 09:56:15 AM »

I don't know man that's a pretty hilarious idea  grin grin grin grin grin

glad to have you aboard!  cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2011, 04:10:53 PM »

that Bel Air story is priceless, awsome    T_Grin4
ur sig pic is good too, I could never find that particular screen cap myself
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2011, 05:33:39 PM »

very nice sig pic. Where do you suppose she lives?  lipsrsealed
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2011, 09:18:50 PM »

...but I had to join. I've known about Jackulator for years but had only heard the Arby's call and a few others. over the last few days I've listened to about 100 different calls. Well maybe not 100 but dozens. I gotta say I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard at anything. Jack Nicholson himself is most likely crazy, but the persona you've created is the definition of chaos. It's like there's a cartoon character on the line, and it's fucking gold.

Well put, blaze. Welcome to the site.  lipsrsealed cool
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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2011, 10:39:21 PM »

Hey thanks for the welcome guys. And it's actually not my sig picture (yet). My memory was refreshed, it's from the same scene where's Jack's getting questioned about how crazy he is. Lot of classic lines from that scene. To get it I googled "jack nicholson where do you suppose she lives"

I just realized that I should have made my forum name the same as my youtube screen name. My youtube name is "thebackoftheboat" which sounds a lot like "the back of the butt" which I think I've heard in some of the calls I've been listening to over the past few days. Oh well, everybody's gay  tongue
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2011, 07:07:23 AM »

judging by your adhesivity to actually reply in full sentences not to mention an introduction as big as a god damn TREEEEEE i can tell you're not gonna be one of those anomaly users who logs in just 10 times and comes back a year later  embarrassed embarrassed embarrassed grin grin

 welcome to the fucking site! we need more regular users  smiley smiley

BTW you can use what ever picture i have on the stock market as long as it's not my captain kirk picture, it gives me heightened perceptual outlook on red lobster and the employers. just another psychedelic fanatic.
you might find most of my pictures lurid and intoxicatingly insane  smiley smiley smiley T_grin9 T_Grin3 T_Grin3 T_Grin4 T_Grin1 T_grin13 wink T_Anger2 T_Anger1 T_Cool2 T_cheesy2 T_Goofy1 T_Angry4 T's joker
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2011, 11:30:18 PM »

BTW you can use what ever picture i have on the stock market as long as it's not my captain kirk picture

Can ya do that for me?

Actually I was thinking of using this:
http://i4.tinypic.com/1043j8h.jpg
...as my sig picture. After I use use microsoft paint to put three of jack's heads on it of course. Isn't it amazing what those darn computers can do?

Any suggestions for a good caption?
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2011, 01:01:12 AM »

i could help you with that if you want  cheesy cheesy T_Grin5 T_Grin4
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2011, 06:10:47 AM »

i could help you with that if you want  cheesy cheesy T_Grin5 T_Grin4


Thanks for offering, but I already made it. It looks shitty but that's what makes it funny.



...at least I find it funny *JOKER LAUGH*  smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley rolleyes rolleyes smiley cheesy smiley smiley grin

...now I just gotta wait until I have enough posts to have a sig. The suspense is killing me  smiley
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2011, 08:59:20 PM »

hahahaa... wow -- that's the painting from Goodfellas  grin grin grin
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/YlyXZG2dupo&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/YlyXZG2dupo&rel=0</a>


"I like this one- one JACK goes one way and tha otha JACK goes tha otha way.

And this dog's sayin, Whadya want from TREEEEEEEEEEE"  smiley
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2011, 04:12:13 AM »

ahahahahaha fucking brilliant  grin grin grin grin cheesy cool smiley angry T_Anger1 T_grin8 T_Grin4 T_grin13
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2011, 03:32:44 PM »



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« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2011, 06:07:24 PM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  lipsrsealed HAHAHAHAHAHAHA   grin HAHAHA- oh wet my jockeys  rolleyes

I was looking at your picture for like 5 minutes before I noticed the painting on the wall- fucking hilarious man  cool
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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2011, 12:52:02 AM »



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That's hilarious, man. He's an ahtist, see? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2011, 02:26:16 AM »



I have my sig now  smiley

PS the name of that pic was "mature woman party blower"   lipsrsealed
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2011, 12:38:22 PM »

hehe... nice

a bit on the large size, but fun
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