#444 - Junkie Dumpster System Bullshit (10:21)

[jackulator]

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[CallMeBronco]

man, when she comes back after you'd just been babbling about creamed corn and she says "I havent found anything..." I think I just tend to forget sometimes how well these people are fooled into believing their talking to a real person.. anyway good job.
I like the new sounds and new things Jack's leaving behind in all these offices. I just imagined a lawyer's office full of ballloons and books and things

and the end is hilarious! Jack gets caught... again...

[Harry Horscoch]

I didn't know cream corn could be that scary.

 

[marleycake]

i like those big natural dicks   

cream corn democrat

m  .  y  . d  i  c  . k s  m . e l l s l . i k e cream corn

peace pipe over there ..you know what i mean, think about it ..Are We Clear!

[Joker in a basket]

"I'm drowning here and you're just BULLSHIT! 

Easy, Mr. Lawyer, soundboard's can get defensive as well.

Great ending! 

[Zamot]

I see Jack has taken up his old habit of leaving random things in law offices. 
That ending was just top-notch!

[TOTAL RECALL]

There's something about the sound of those gunshots from "Batman" that absolutely crack me up  They just sound funny

[Lounge Lizard]

Can't you take a joke, Jack Dumpster?

Does he say "I think I left my cherry over there."? Or Jerry?

I'm talking to my kid junkie.

I think I left my asshole over there. (fart) Here it is! I found it! That was close. Oh well, it's not even mine! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!     (This could quite possibly be my favorite line of all the new calls.)

I think I left my peace pipe over there too! 
Jack being stoned would explain why he keeps leaving his shit all over town. 

I think I left my balloons over there too. Balloons. Out of respect for you.

[jackulator]

it's technically 'jerry' but we've used it as cherry too

[CallMeBronco]

"I think I left my asshole over there."
*FART* I found it. That was close.
well it's not even mine AHAHAHAHA 

cold ball pipe. peace pipe I'd love to go around with a peace pipe just so I could accidentally leave it in an office.

I love how even years after these calls were made we're still laughing and discovering new things about them. 

[jackulator]

we seriously said all that on a call hahaha that's pretty genius. if it was written like on a tv show it'd be marginally funny, but just doing it on the spot haha... wow.