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Author Topic: why does having a 1.75 L bottle of Tanqueray make me feel like a pirate  (Read 871 times)
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« on: March 01, 2012, 01:29:51 pm »

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pinecones and promises, you get the idea
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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2012, 10:23:21 pm »

I don't get the idea  huh huh huh

personally, Rum makes me feel like a pirate but I've only tried it once. Although I think rum is in a Long Island Ice tea, which I had twice, I like that a lot. Very refreshing  lipsrsealed cheesy. Your comment reminded me that the girl that lives in my house has a smelly vagina... seriously  angry It's making me wanna be gay.  huh
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« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2012, 01:56:24 am »

You know girls can get drunk by dipping a tampon in any kind of hard liquor (usually vodka) and putting it up their vadge?

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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2012, 07:06:12 am »

lol. that's all I'm gonna say to that. lol  grin

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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2012, 07:17:31 pm »

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