Hello, i am here - Fridock Shir

[Fridock Shir]

Hello, my name is Fridock Shir. I am doing Arnold prank calls. Here is my channel http://www.youtube.com/user/FridockShir
Ive been registered here since 06.08.11, and i just figured it out that i CAN post here.
And i need help with few things, first - where is my USER cp, cant find, silly me.
And what i have to do to get THE HYBRID 4? Im trying to get it for about 8 months.
...Please

[Uncle Bingo]

holy shot, man I'm a huge fan of yours.    I've been lurking and trolling this Jackulator site for years and been dropping random CDs of the stuff from here on streets of MA for more years than that to the point I've earned more cred than anywhere here in the name of Jack Nicholson.    Even recently  I've been promoting and posting your Hidden works around town to very positive results. That number 11 was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen BTW ("Good morning" too 2 classic). I can't stand Blue Iris or any other board actually that isn't boring old Arnie but I still say do whatever you feel you think is funny and go with more terrible shit if it's really in your heart because I think you are one of the best currents, along with SEECO1 and MBD. 

I never even thought about you with the Jackboard but christ man I will vouch for you to no end if you want the biggest Jack board available on here. I know for certain you and your contemporaries can handle it. If you need anything from this site in terms of resources just tell 'em Uncle Bingo sent ya, cuz I did. yes, I did.

thanks again for the Arnold pranks as they were really fuckinawesome laughs. "Well I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your Pussy!" I was drinking something at the time I first heard that and YES it did come out of my nose. Thank you again, Fridock Shir.

[marleycake]

hey bud, totally a fan and have been subed to you for awhile

great to see you around these parts of the woods 

[CallMeBronco]

me too.  glad to see ya.

your profile and control panel should be on a bar near the top of the site when logged in. Just click on profile then on a sub menu in their is the controls and other things.

if you want Jack boards, I suggest contacting Jackulator, by PM. There area a large variety here of different sizes and versions . But many of them were hacked and lost from the site unless you get 'em from the boss himself. (Please do btw, I'd love to hear more calls but many of the big callers here are either too busy or have moved on to other life passions)

[Fridock Shir]

wow, didn't know, that there is people who know my work here, that's AMAZING! haha

 I'm glad that i've joining this community, i was in search of such madness for a long time.
Now whos gonna give me the power of changing my avatar and stuff?

[CallMeBronco]

oh, I forgot;
I don't think you can change your avatar until after a few days or weeks or something. This and a bunch of other things were established because we are having a MAJOR MAJOR problem with spam .... (fortunately though, it is dying down a little (slowly)

But once you make over 5 posts or something like that it'll soon get worked out, so if you can put up with it for a little while, or just PM Jack and he might be able to do something about it.

[Fridock Shir]

i cant even PM anyone

[Uncle Bingo]

yeh, there are some stupid things like that to deal with when starting out here. Helps deter honest, well-meaning people from becoming active members.

You can just say what you want to ask Jackulator here and I'll make sure he gets it. I want to do whatever it takes to make your joining here for good reason. I'll even donate all my current forum points to your cause just because you make me laugh.

[Fridock Shir]

To be honest I don' really like forums and stuff like that. Its really hard to me to put my view on threads and put my messages.
But maybe i just haven't found a "Good for me" forum yet...


And really want that Big Fuckn' soundboard of Jack

[CallMeBronco]

here is the original "big board" which isn't the Jackulator 9000 but it's still really big
http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?topic=306.0
you have to use it in the internet browser

btw-- why is PM disabbled for new members???  what is the point of that?

[Fridock Shir]

I have this one. Not the one i want

lol im creating soundboards myself and i can easily operate 600 quoted Board an once (but only my once). I have in production my new Arnie board that has 585 quotes. On one page. I even try to create an APK file for my android smartphone (im using my old Windows Mobile 6 as a platform for using boards and pranking)

[Fridock Shir]

Little pigs, little pigs,
let me come in

LET ME COME IN

[Uncle Bingo]

To be honest I don' really like forums and stuff like that. Its really hard to me to put my view on threads and put my messages.
But maybe i just haven't found a "Good for me" forum yet...

That's OK, I don't either. This is the only forum I've ever participated in just because I love soundboard pranks and Jack Nicholson movies. Also, the only stuff I've ever put out on the internet is all hosted here (here Fridock, check this http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?topic=5723.0 )

I really want to get you whatever you need because your skills are clearly improving (i.e. Arnold's "fucking asshole" cat) so whatever you want, even if it's just to flex your funniness, is how this forum should help you. This is a forum not so much to express views and opinions, rather whatever chaotic madness you never knew you had in you. It makes the site unique enough so that any fakers and phonies are instantly obvious and very easy to discipline. You don't lack discipline. Trust me.

[Fridock Shir]

nice stuff you have got there
I see the great potential of Jackie, i want to try something, something new
Those calls they are so mad, nothing like others. I can feel it
I want it
And the idea of putting psycholic music in the backgrounds deserves a trophy

[Uncle Bingo]

Thanks for saying so. 

I PMed the illustrious Jackulator about getting you a board suitable to your needs.
The actual 9000 is probably a little too ginormous to be boxed up and handed out right now
but I have a good feeling something can be worked out so that everybody wins here.
We all want what is funny.

and I really would like to see your style combined with a Jack board. or a Bill Murray one even.

BTW how do you pronounce your name? I've been saying it "Free-Dock Shire," is that cool?

[Fridock Shir]

That's right i am. Perfect

[Uncle Bingo]

Good. I made it a 10. 

I did sort of get trophies for my work here (check this one out now, made from leftovers from that last one http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?topic=5839.0) all of which earned me some big Jackulator tokens/ site credit that I will be handing over to you and your cause because I don't make pranks anymore, I just enthuse them now.

Now I know you want to know, what do we gotta do?
I suggest watching Nicholson movies, especially The Shining, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Batman, Chinatown, and As Good As It Gets, and try getting a flavor for crazed themes that can be used in the calls. Just dig for inspiration, y'know?

Meanwhile, the Jackulator will get back to me with a plan for a proof-of-interest procedure. He'll likely ask you to make some calls with a smaller board to see your abilities. Personally, I can't wait.

and Thanks again for Arnold Meets Hidden 11. 

[Fridock Shir]

Should i make another AMH? I dont really like play games much, but i like hear the whining of kiddies

[Uncle Bingo]

Yes.
Those little kiddies are beginning to forget who Ahnold is. They need to be reminded of why those shoot-em-up movies 'n' games became so heavily impressive upon their current computer game-run lives. Terminator changed everything in such a huge way that it boggles my Nintendo Generation brain how more and more of them are having to ask, "What soundboard are you using?" They lack discipline!
Those AMH vids are very rewatchable for me, so I gotta say by all means DO IT NOW.

Hey Fri, how would you like to box sometime?
Just below everything on this page is a shout box, and right below that is an invention called the 'Jack In The Box.' It's a device that lets boarders and tourists chat through about 8 mini-boards to improve skills and/or have a little fun.
We could set up a time when you have twenty minutes or so to spare, and we can convene on the shoutbox. From there we can pick a room and I'll tour you through it. I have a feeling you'll take to it like a duck to water.
I'll also record it and post it afterwards if it's any good, as is customary to this site.
I'm EST, fyi.

[Fridock Shir]

Hey guys - could someone send me this file please? http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?topic=2215.0

I'm doing all my prank with custom made boards, so it would be really helpful for me to have this file

[Fridock Shir]

are you going to help me now or not

[CallMeBronco]

here it is. (attached) Weren't you able to download it yourself?

I also suggest reading up on the "autoboard 5" if you like it- very useful for creating soundboards quickly, but not necessarily in a useful style.

[Fridock Shir]

Thank you!
Autoboards wont work for me, because im using my smartphone as the soundboard base

[marleycake]

post some really funny freshly brewed calls and i'll cook up an award for ya

OH SHITE I JUST REALIZED I'VE GOT UNFINISHED AWARDS AND I FORGOT TO GIVE OUT THE "Christmas Photoshop Competition Award 2011"

http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?action=media;sa=album;in=35

[jackulator]

glad to meet you. I hear great things. personally I'm in a shitstorm over here, otherwise I'd be more accommodating

I'm pretty sure we can get you fixed up with the Jack4 -- since I believe it's available to the general public, but at 379MB I don't know if it would run too well on a smartphone 

if I could find the original FLA file I could republish it at a lower bit rate for the audio, and maybe cut the size down to 100MB -- over the phone you wouldn't hear a difference I don't think

anyway, welcome to the site -- settle in and let me get some shit squared away and back into the swing and we'll just see about that

[Fridock Shir]

Perfect, nice to meet you too, Big Boss!. IM in really
I'm in a similar situation with the Shitsrorms, but i'm still up to do some calls with the Madman.
And don't worry about the soundboard, i have my own methods. I would just make my own soundboard for the phone from yours (just for me).

[jackulator]

well now.. that only took a month 

things have somewhat calmed down.. despite my spending 14 hours a day recording music the last week.

I was farting around looking for the original FLA file for the jackboard the other day. it's such a massive piece of work it's really hard to figure out which one is the right one.. basically have to test it -- all the features, and there's dozens.. so I could think, 'hey, this is the one' and then upload it, only to have you ask me something about it a week later and I take a few days to realize that it's because it was the wrong one... kind of thing.

so it's going to be a while. but I got a new computer, and I'm in the process of consolidating and reorganizing all my shit. my music and my band's music comes first, then the jack stuff. I'd like to get a single, good-working copy of the Hybrid 5 -- if for no other reason to know which one it is... but then so I can tweak it and make adjustments and possibly add new features

anywho, give me a little longer

[Fridock Shir]

I want that soundboard. Big. BIG> Big one.
Waiting for... 3 yearss.. still need thisss soundboardsss big one. Pleaseee get it for me

[Uncle Bingo]

Damn, man. I'll say your persistence in the face of adversity has surely proved your valor here. You've managed to provide many laughs with such a nice array of soundboards out there I honestly couldn't think of anyone more deserving of the big boy board.

Whaddaya say, Jack? Can we help a brother out? I'll still attest this guy's aim's true, or slip ya a twenty if that's what it takes, because as a fan of both of yours it means a good deal to see the splendor shared in, ya know?

[jackulator]

the 379 MB file is available in the soundboard area of the MEDIA section

but without the original FLA file I can't make it any smaller. it's that simple

[Fridock Shir]

the 379 MB file is available in the soundboard area of the MEDIA section

but without the original FLA file I can't make it any smaller. it's that simple

I ehhh - i need directions! I couldn't find any .FLA files there. How is it called and in which section is it.

FIle size is no matter for me

[jackulator]

Wikipedia: "...fla files contain source material for the Flash application. Flash authoring software can edit FLA files and compile them into .swf files..."

I only brought it up to illustrate a point. you said you wanted to use the Jack 4 on your phone -- I said to do that I'd need the FLA file (not the SWF file, which IS the actual Jack 4) so that I could recreate the Jack 4 using lower-quality, smaller audio

but if you say file size isn't a problem, then just download the Jack 4 (SWF file...) from the media section at its 379 MB: http://www.jackulator.com/smf/index.php?action=media;sa=item;in=2524

[Fridock Shir]

NOOOOOOOO!
"Access to this album is denied"

PS. Time's changed - my smartphone is long time DEED. Using my computer ever since
I also made tones of soundboards on my own, so i can handle any it alright. .FLA project file would be perfect to have because i'm going to shape it in something personal to use

[jackulator]

well as I said I don't have the FLA file anymore -- it's on my old external hard drive that shit the bed two years ago 

so once the technology to retrieve files off of broken drives improves to the point that it's affordable I'll be able to get all my old shit back

but as for the access restriction, I'm pretty sure once you have 20 posts it'll be available. I used to have it set to 200 but people post so rarely here I figured fuck it. if after you have 20 posts you still don't have access let me know

[Fridock Shir]

SWFs are also fine, since i've got a swf-decompiler handy. OK lets try this out

[Fridock Shir]

3

[Fridock Shir]

2

[Fridock Shir]

see?

[Fridock Shir]

  son-of-a-bitch it aint't working

[jackulator]

yeah... that's great. clutter up the forum with bullshit posts.

shit like that will get you instantly banned from most forums.

[Fridock Shir]

Common i ain't trying to disrespect this place in any way, but "Forum" thing is not my thing. I'm not familiar with forum-rules or forums in general.
I just trying to get my hands over an amazing work you did around for years.
200 posts is something bizzare sounding for me, i may drop off some pranks or soundboards i might make, but nothing more.

[jackulator]

well, it's not uncommon on forums for members to have over 1,000 posts per year, so to me 200 posts is nothing. when the forums here were most active back in 2008-2009 I was making a few hundred posts per month.

so bottom line, you don't necessarily want to contribute anything to the site, you just want the jackulator 4000 -- does that about sum it up?

[Fridock Shir]

Ya, if it has the "Cocksucker" clip (if it doesn't than i    )

[Uncle Bingo]

Give him the cigarette will ya, boss? I'll donate my coupons for the kid's cause, alright? It's obvious he'll get results out of the ol' boat I never would. With so many blokes all talent and no moxie, this guy's got style, I'm telling ya. He may not be the most social animal, but he has got the makings for a real Nicholson button pressin' pro. You don't have to take my word for it, though I'd like to think my Jacktrack points could mean something in an instance like this.

Anything he posts on Youtube I'll do the work of linking the cred back to the site and starting topics for his calls here on his behalf. Good?

[jackulator]

well  when you put it like that how can I say no 

http://tinyurl.com/psedx9j

now shut up! 

jk

[Fridock Shir]

thaaaaaaaaanks
i'll be in touch