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marleycake
any colour you like
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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2012, 11:05:11 pm » |
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great call bud  well done for shaking off the dust   "i have a Bee Bee fever and the only cure is more BEE BEE  " |
 you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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Amygdala
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« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2012, 12:03:25 am » |
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goddamn fucking colored presidents! we don't want no fucking mexicans! lamb CUNT, uhh CUNT, cutlets, lamb cutlets... so this isnt an official numbered jackulator call?  |
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« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2012, 12:27:09 am » |
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hehe no I only put it in here for people that didn't know the calls are only supposed to get posted in the media section from now on bronco said something about 'I wish you'd post them in the forum because I don't know if people will see them otherwise' so I did, and then sure enough you and marley found them haha... oh well. I guess the media section isn't for everybody I'll probably post all future calls in both places just to be safe. and I'll have to fix the 'NEWEST CALLS BY TEAM JACKULATOR' banner to go into THIS forum instead of the media section, because right now other than clicking the last person to post on the right-hand side of the forum the only way to get in here is to click the little dot at the upper-lefthand corner of the banner...  |
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Amygdala
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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2012, 02:02:03 am » |
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I found it in the media section but only because I was expecting it, I usually don't check it that often... I mostly just check the RSS feeds for any new posts, then I know something is going on around here without too much effort.  So making a new topic would be a good idea, especially with the call #, I think this one would be #456 ...and here's something interesting, #455, your last call, was also posted on November 1st... 22 years ago.  |
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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2012, 08:50:31 am » |
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really?? so its been a whole fucking year??
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marleycake
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« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2012, 04:38:43 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by. |
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« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2012, 04:47:13 pm » |
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haha I know... that's partly why I abandoned the forum side for the call-posting |
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« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2012, 10:00:59 pm » |
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Ha awesome new calls! cant wait to here more!  |
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buster01
"Whenever we go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt."
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« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2012, 10:47:00 pm » |
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Welcome back, Jackie!!!!! You haven't lost your touch, friend. It was great to hear some of the top classic lines along with some choice new ones. Especially liked the "Goddamn colored president!" and the "cunt-cuntlets" stuff. Great ending too! |
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 01:23:19 am » |
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it's grueling enough without a face full of lamb CUNT -- uhh cunt! uuh cutlets -- lamb cutlets... it really IS grueling enough without a face full of lamb cunt. it really is.  |
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Baggins
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2012, 01:46:29 am » |
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I missed ya Jack! I bet you got "Morgan" from an interview where he mentions Morgan Freeman.
After Jack spelled his name, maybe she was laughing in her head, "it looks like turtle crutch".
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2012, 09:48:21 am » |
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yeah when it's something ridiculous like that I get a kick out of spelling it 'wrong' so that people think, "Well, I suppose that could actually be a real name" -- I think I spelled it TURTLCROCHT or something
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CallMeBronco
I'm Mr. Buznik's dick
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« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2014, 04:52:33 pm » |
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i luv the ending shoot myself routine so much. I luve the Mexican music. It kinda of makes me think Jack has these Mexican neighbors that are always partying and playing this loud music. But the music coming on so suddenly just gives the calls such a cartoonish feel, always liked that   |
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