Very Long Picard Call

[Bribarian]

Picard trying to get a computer from HP.   This one just kept going even though I was tossing ridiculous lines at her.

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[CallMeBronco]

  very good man. I love how Picard gets angry and it doesn't seem to bother her.

his voice is very suited for prank calls.

[Fudgebody]

This is great.

But seriously, the best part of these calls, at least for me, are the Jack sighs and throat clearings. So incongruous with the rest of Picard's voice... Awesome!

[stoneeh]

jack's sighs and miscellaneous noises and i dont know who's annoying "hello" mixed in with picard's consistently complicated and/or weird, yet mostly somehow fitting responses, the constantly changing volume, and the fact that i felt so sorry for that girl and still couldnt stop listening made this fun. fun, but morbid fun

[jackulator]

haha obviously she's not a golfer. 

has she never seen star trek?? 

*WHISTLE* 

What is that smell?

nice job man 

[Sir? what do ya think?]

I love the random intercom whistles here and there. I was recently re-watching TNG so hearing a lot of these lines is funny to me

NOT GOOD ENOUGH DAMMIT! NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

I'm only at like the 10min mark so far but I'm enjoying listening to this while working

Alright had to add this part in that I found funny, disregard if you don't like spoilers to funny moments.

Her: I don't know if you're in the military or something but I can't understand you.
Picard: Talk to me in English! Has it occurred to you, that you are the one with the problem?

Hello?
I'm here!
THERE YOU ARE!!

I lost my shit!

I love the overwhelming amount of times you spell out the card info and then when she starts reading it back you start going "no... no no no... no" and spell it out again, sometimes stopping yourself with "oops" and the philosophical lines of questioning are  funny too

Well the call ended the way I figured it would have, it was fun to listen to

[Melvin Udall]

Picard's voice is great for soundboard calls but so few of his lines are usable.