#458 - Fuckin Jackets (8:14)

[jackulator]

again, apologies for the horrific audio. twas a nightmare getting everything hooked up so we just had to go with it

anyways:

dl: http://www.jackulator.com/audio/_2013/20121204R3FuckinJackets.mp3

more from the session on the way in the next couple of days 

[Uncle Bingo]

I'm sorry these calls sound so awful. I kinda can't listen to them because if they're funny then it means something good I can't use in a future JackTrack. I can't wait for you to have your system rebuilt, made stronger, faster, etc. It's gonna be a new beginning for this art, an epoch, I can feel it, so in a way I'm glad it sounds so bad now gauging from how great it's going to be once the technology comes in the mail. Deck the halls, hear the sleigh bells ring, bother, and ship 'em all! We're gonna take this thing out a whole new door!   

[marleycake]

jack seems like a paranoid drunk ex-millitary commander with a personality disorder  

the audio kinda hurts  better than nothing though

[Captain Yonoi]

"Irish piss, baby" 

God damn, it's great to hear new calls! On the upside about the sound quality, I love the gap when people are trying to mentally resolve Jack's more batshit crazy nouns. Julia sounded sweet but I can't think the Chief would appreciate her getting red from Indian
Merry Christmas and all best to all yous fellow creeps, lunatics and mental defectives!

[jackulator]

eyyy -- nice to see you again -- looks like I'll have to take your milk carton down 

and a very merry christmas to you 

[CallMeBronco]

I don’t think they sound that awful and I don’t see why I couldn’t use them in a jack track/jam.

I think I left my body over there!
tell me the person on the other line is hearing the bad quality too. It kind of sounded like they did. That’s great---They must be thinking; is he using a phone from the 1950’s or wtf?
thank you for using the ‘eat digest then defecate’ line. “Irish Piss Baby, I used to have one of those jackets. they’re expensive”
what is the song in the background? (I think I asked before but I forget)

I WANT SOME CHINAMAN!!!!!    U should use that in an "escort call" 
and at 253—is that you or somebody going aaaahhhh?

and Merry Christmas

[buster01]

Audio here isn't as bad as last time. Plus it's still kinda amazing all the possibilities within the "left my jacket in there" premise. 

[stoneeh]

334 & 364: glad you still have a blast doing these