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« on: January 10, 2013, 04:01:46 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2013, 05:08:55 pm »

Jack Lopez..he's got problems

my doctor recommended it, i'm afriad he might be crazy  smiley grin cool T_Grin1 T_cheesy2 T_cheesy1 T_Anger3 T_Anger1

i'm talkin' to my lobster! nonon i'm talkin' to my Crab!  T_cheesy2 T_Grin1 T_Grin2 T_Shock2 T_Grin2

you'd have to be really neurotic to start masturbating over the phone because they put em on hold ....i like how you make jack seem like he got caught ...i think you did that bit in a call a really long time ago  shocked nice to see that resurface 
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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2013, 06:06:05 pm »

Holy shit more new calls! Well what do you know?  shocked shocked shocked shocked

Love how Jack sounds so irritable and edgy and he's worried his doctor is the crazy one haha!

Also any time Jack starts whacking it on hold followed by the "ah ah yeah uh yes" from About Schmidt is hysterical.
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2013, 06:17:36 pm »

while i was listening to this call i thought i'd try doing a few pushups - so the woman asks 'what kind of doctor is this?' then jack hits her with 'big, sweaty DICK' - i lost it and sort toppled over, narrowly avoiding a face-first landing  smiley thought i'd share that with you ahaha

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« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2013, 09:38:10 pm »

yet another thing to add to the list  tongue
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2013, 12:25:54 pm »

i just thought it was kinda funny that's all  sad
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2013, 01:05:45 pm »

"You were about to say, 'What the *HONK*!!'"

This is so easily my new favorite line. It's like the improved version of "I know what you're going to say next." I have a feeling this one is going to get me every time.
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2013, 11:04:16 pm »

this was my favorite so far I think. Jack really effectively displays an insane personality here.  grin T_cheesy2

I need therapy… I need therapy… I need therapy… I need therapy!

little fucker threw papers all over my ass! Dr. Strong!  shocked is it Mike?  lipsrsealed  ---------I just got a wild new idea,, idk how effective it would be but maybe you could somehow incorporate past experiences into new calls. ...nevermind I lost my train of thought.. tongue
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2013, 11:37:12 pm »

you mean like talk about stuff that happened on other calls -- specifically  shocked

that's a neat idea

Lando Wolfcake, I meant another thing to add to the list of stuff you have to be careful doing if you're listening to jack calls  cheesy T_Cool

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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2013, 07:40:14 pm »

you mean like talk about stuff that happened on other calls -- specifically  shocked

that's a neat idea

yeah.  cheesy Like maybe... make a few clips like "the other girl offered to take me to dinner" in reference to Hot Tease at Carnegi Deli  T_grin10 That's probably not the best example but you get the idea.

I had another idea; Jack hits an animal, except when they ask what animal say it's a pokemon. and make some pokemon noises. I could collect some for you. They'd probably sound pretty bizarre out of context.
Also, did you get that small clip I posted in the shoutbox a few weeks ago? The strange talking? I recommend it  T_grin9
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2013, 06:53:38 am »

having never seen pokemon I wouldn't know what to say  embarrassed

about your clip -- I think I downloaded it -- what's it called?
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« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2013, 09:35:04 pm »

um... weird talking" or "Myst talking man" or something like that.
it's from this: (go to 6:25)

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/BVGkW_aW3fI&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/BVGkW_aW3fI&rel=0</a>


one of those messages reversed  is "Rush Limbaugh understands" which nobody knows what is supposed to mean. I'd just love to hear it in a call.  embarrassed T_grin9

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as for the pokemon idea, I figured you just saying I hit a pikachu.. or some random Pokemon. I'd be interested to see how many people are familiar with Pokemon to recognize that right away and be suspicious. The sounds is probably a bad idea--they would just sound like weird 8-bit beeping noises over the phone. but if you ever want noises or audio from something or another/ don't hesitate to ask me.  T_Cool

on the other hand have you ever said "Unicorn" when hitting an animal?  lipsrsealed   ooh, or objects? like Jack ran over a concrete dildo?  tongue
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 01:41:57 pm »

yeah I can definitely throw those in as backgrounds -- hell we got the grape lady and the orgasm guy

I like the idea of running over inanimate objects -- gonna have to try that  smiley

I don't know about pokemon though -- maybe call PETA?
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« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2013, 04:20:09 am »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/0QKYFbvuzOE&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/0QKYFbvuzOE&rel=0</a>


 back in like '98..this was the biggest scam to get kids to make their parents buy pokemon cards

to me Pokemon was just a successful marketing scheme

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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2014, 07:55:07 pm »

"the angry man opens his TRUCK and shut his" then he says "dick and crotch" simultaneously
this gives me an idea: do that more often; like jibberish except just say two distinct normal phrases over top of each other. Maybe you could put two very similar sounding phrases together to be extra weird or more realistic.
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« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2014, 11:19:02 pm »

Funny tidbit: I have a friend in medical school and when she was an intern at a psychiatric hospital "paging Dr. Strong" was their code for calling security.  really...
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« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 06:28:30 pm »

Funny tidbit: I have a friend in medical school and when she was an intern at a psychiatric hospital "paging Dr. Strong" was their code for calling security.  really...

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nice !  cheesy
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