jesus I must be crazy to be in a loony-bin like this

[Dr. Ziegler]

Hi fellow jack-offs. I finally decided to join the forum

I remember I first listened to a Jack call on youtube in early 2008. Then I found this place but after about mid way thru 2008 I didn't come here for a long-ass time or listen to any jack calls.

Now I've been going crazy on jack calls over the last couple of months. Revisiting some of my old favourites and listening to some of the ones you've made since. My favourite "new" call is Sound Defects #2. I've sent a few ideas over PM to team Jack already. I hope they dont think they suck too much   

[jackulator]

kind of funny thinking someone stopped by five years ago and found their way back 

yeah we're still around 

got your PM -- getting ready for my family reunion -- lots of stuff to do, otherwise I'd have got back to ya -- I may have to wait until after to do more calls, or just do some by my lonesome

anyway -- good to meet you, again 

[Dr. Ziegler]

kind of funny thinking someone stopped by five years ago and found their way back 

Yeah I was detained against my will. IN THE STATE MENTAL INSTITUTION 

yeah we're still around 

got your PM -- getting ready for my family reunion -- lots of stuff to do, otherwise I'd have got back to ya -- I may have to wait until after to do more calls, or just do some by my lonesome

anyway -- good to meet you, again 

I'm 95% sure this is the first Jack call I ever heard. although obviously it was a long time ago so it's a little hazy now

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/qeFaAUH_Nf0&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/qeFaAUH_Nf0&rel=0</a>

I just loved hearing all those baffled people.    So I was kinda addicted. Not sure why I ever stopped listening actually. 

As long as they keep showing "As good as it gets" on TV i'll probably never be able to forget these pranks, lol. It's literally impossible to watch that movie without chuckling and thinking about confused fast food employees now. And a bunch of other Jack movies too. But that one stands out for some reason. You've probably somehow managed to use every single one of Jack's lines in As Good As It Gets in your calls at some point.     

[marleycake]

nice to meet ya, you got a youtube? ...anyways glad you stumbled back in, we can't have any escapees, mental institutions policy.
Give this man a cigarette  

[Dr. Ziegler]

nice to meet ya, you got a youtube? ...anyways glad you stumbled back in, we can't have any escapees, mental institutions policy.
Give this man a cigarette  

Youtube channel? Nope..... if I had some calls to offer I might start one.

I'm kinda annoyed actually cos I just got a new computer and I can't seem to record sound on it. Whereas everything was nicely set up on my old computer, I have "compatability issues"  and  other shitty problems now because it's a newer version of windows. If I can get it working I might donate some sound clips of weird stuff. Or I might just have to crank the old PC up to record them (it's still just about working but it's like skinning a deer with a nail file). I'm confused about what is the current state of your policy about only including clips from Jack movies. I really liked how you used the "Sheila Dickshit" clip from that batshit insane New Zealand TV host in Sound Defects #2. At first I was like "wait, what movie did Jack say "Sheila Dickshit in? then I googled it, haha. I guess you use other stuff sometimes but the main thing is it seems to be still almost 100% jack clips.

[jackulator]

gotta throw some current events in there occasionally