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« on: October 12, 2007, 12:57:17 pm »

EDIT: Link removed due to defunct site

there's not a whole lot of sounds to this one so I just did my normal layout. A lot of custom sounds on this one.
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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2007, 01:42:08 pm »

wow haha - that's a scandalous board man holy shit  shocked

great audio quality too
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2007, 01:55:25 pm »

Next time I do one of my sex chat room calls with Helen Hunt I'll have to use this with her!

"I like rape!"  cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2007, 01:57:15 pm »

hahahahahahahaha, that shit kicks ass, thanks for releasing it.
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2007, 08:20:39 pm »

nice someone make a board ....lol he sound bored when he talks like ok i want to rape you that fun lol nice board tho
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 07:17:11 am »

"can i rape you anally"

i wanna hear some calls with this shit.. might have to attempt some of my own
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 07:25:12 am »

excellent! - you should check out some of the online sex chat calls some of the guys have done - that's the perfect setting for this kind of board imo haha
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 03:12:15 am »

Seriously I would be scared to use this board. I love the 'I like rape' byte, its so funny because he says it like a normal everyday thing and even has some enthusiasm when he says it.




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« Reply #8 on: November 09, 2007, 09:05:10 am »

guy's talking about how people think he sounds like a girl 'that's damn sexy' hhahaha
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« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2007, 09:19:19 am »

It will be nice-I think you will like it.
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« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 06:00:14 am »

Another underappreciated soundboard, I only noticed it now after bumping the jean luc board, Hilarious stuff here, I hope it's expanded upon sometime.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 08:10:16 pm »

It's so creepy..because he's reading dialog off of a transcript..so it's so bland and there's no emotion
It's hilarious with some of those Hanson calls to dating hot lines. wow
some very shocking stuff.
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« Reply #12 on: April 21, 2008, 07:44:10 am »

I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC and I can't control my horny levels.
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« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2008, 08:08:16 pm »

that soundboard although quite disgusting is actually a genius invention because of all the explicit crap he says on that show
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« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 08:35:19 pm »

What would you like to do when we meet? Can I rape you anally?
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« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2008, 03:52:40 pm »

some truly sick lines. haha
I actually watch "to catch a predator" when I can..Those guys are freaks with all of the nasty stuff that they say.
It's awful, but of course, if it was being written to someone they knew was older then it'd be hilarious with no weirdness.
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« Reply #16 on: May 28, 2008, 07:11:43 am »

There aren't too many Chris Hansen calls out there, you would think there'd be more.  You have more Chinaman calls than Chris Hansen.

I like the calls where they have a porn actress talking to a guy, then Chris Hansen comes on and starts talking about 'his thang' and the like in that smarmy voice of his.  It doesn't make any sense  cheesy
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« Reply #17 on: May 28, 2008, 11:32:57 am »

This doesn't work for me, anyone else having a problem?
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« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2008, 02:03:51 pm »

It doesn't work for me either, try this one - http://www.realmofdarkness.net/sounds/hansen/chrishansen-soundboard-2.htm
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« Reply #19 on: May 28, 2008, 02:04:32 pm »

my website is down for awhile but it will be back
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