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Author Topic: So I hear you crazy motherfuckers like The Onion.  (Read 1829 times)
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« on: February 13, 2014, 10:15:17 pm »

http://www.theonion.com/video/olympic-village-tour-see-where-the-athletes-live-t,35266/

What do ya think?  grin The Onion gives us an in depth look inside the Olympic village.
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« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2014, 10:47:52 pm »

I will read this after I watch the rest of the festivities... I've been avoiding spoilers like the plague  T_lipssealed

but yeah the onion is fantastic. like 25% of their stories are hilarious, the rest are varying degrees of amusing -- I appreciate their whole approach. right up my alley.
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2014, 10:28:48 pm »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/nations-girlfriends-admit-absolutely-everything-ri,35270/

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« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2014, 01:48:46 am »

 grin grin grin grin

and this one's even better: http://www.theonion.com/articles/20000-tons-of-pubic-hair-trimmed-in-preparation-fo,2909/
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2014, 04:45:02 am »

I like the onion from time  grin T_grin13 T_grin12 T_Grin1
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 12:25:44 pm »

haha  grin

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 04:16:17 am »

“Do I want a man singing songs of praise in my church while his body is flush with such impurity?” he continued. “No, I do not. It’s an abomination, and it must stop.”

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« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2014, 10:34:11 am »



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« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2014, 12:28:57 am »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/brief-moment-of-lucidity-called-panic-attack,35473/

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« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2014, 11:31:15 am »

http://www.theonion.com/articles/15-years-in-environment-of-constant-fear-somehow-f,35434/?ref=auto
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2015, 09:39:37 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU8of02U&t=17

Digging up this old thread with a great video  cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2015, 05:59:25 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo1IwmaUz90  lipsrsealed Praise him.
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2016, 08:34:33 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BnLbv6QYcA

Hilarious, especially now that one of the features of the new Iphone is the removal of a headphone jack.  rolleyes lipsrsealed
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