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« on: June 20, 2014, 04:40:48 AM »

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part of another impromptu session we did after getting home from pool and beers

[EDIT] posted it to youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMeuwTkchzE&feature=youtu.be
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 05:14:49 AM »

"part of a larger pattern of errors"

"didn't extend my cock  cool cheesy cheesy "cock cocktails"

"the man who fingers the black woman"  cry cry cry cheesy smiley T_Anger1

bill needs to stop sniffing paint thinner and doing coke   huh how the fuck do you keep them on the phone for so long...jesus  T_Anger1 tongue rolleyes  half your conversation was nonsense  T_Anger1 shocked
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 05:22:12 AM »

...how the fuck do you keep them on the phone for so long...jesus  T_Anger1 tongue rolleyes  half your conversation was nonsense  T_Anger1 shocked

that's exactly right  grin
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 06:46:01 AM »

"My idea of pure joy" Hahaha eating Pizza is his idea of pure joy, I love it  grin
I love how the first guy started to get defensive, rather than question the integrity of the call. "Why don't you come down here and say this to my face?" He thought it was actually a real person insulting him, and he got aggressive, I love that. And then the lady comes on later and apologizes about him, but gets the same ridiculous treatment from bill  cheesy Oh my God I am dying over here.

I think this has to be, on a basis of actual out-loud laughter, that this is my new favorite Bill call.  smiley It is seriously gold.

I am always in a hurry to get things done, especially sex  lipsrsealed

I swear, the things you get Bill Clinton to say crack me up more than most things  tongue

5 star work, seriously. I can't believe this was just a spur of the moment call. Keep it up, this is some of your best work, seriously. Anybody who claims that soundboard pranks are dead just need to listen to this, because it is damn good  embarrassed

Awesome.

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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 02:18:40 PM »

this became one of my favorite bill calls!        I love it when the pass the phone around to everybody in the store!

Pocahontas, can you hear me?  grin
reminds me of an answer on Family Feud lately, the answer was sex but the wording was "Poke-some-hantas" grin

I love Wendy Clenty's Classic Clinker. almost sounds like a very weird euphemism for vagina  huh
take a sad song and make it better?
I was always in a hurry to get things done, especially sex.
Clinton just never runs out of insane random shit to say! And you said once you only went through half the audio tape? !!!  T_Shock1
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 06:29:34 PM »

This is hilarious! I love the random things he comes out with haha!
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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2014, 02:38:27 PM »

"It was wonderful," indeed it was, Bill, indeed it was.  really... wink T_grin T_Grin4 T_Grin4 T_Grin4 T_smile2
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2014, 03:38:43 PM »

On topic responses and good flow from the 42'nd US president makes this a classic two part-er worth multiple revisits. If only the second half could've ended with the energy of the first, this'd be a definite five star call for me. It was too perfect hearing a cool-as-a-desk Billy and that guy come to heads like that. If I were him I'd be careful about threatening Mr. President like that.  T_lipssealed
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2014, 03:44:29 PM »

I think I'll post it to youtube -- be the first one in a long motherfuckin time
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