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« on: July 26, 2014, 03:34:28 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 01:23:41 PM »

too many good lines to remember again! Too funny to hear the president saying that stuff and to imagine him calling a pizza place with shenanigans. He's got a tough job; he needs to chill out and make some prank calls once and a while

lol those 'whats' sound so weird

"smooth and hairless... wet and slick as an otter"---wtf is he talking about??  huh grin

the questions you asked the guy at 340 was hilarious! have you ever seen Scottish porn or a radiation victim perhaps?  grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 07:12:09 PM »

well he said "smooth and hairless" in a totally different part of the book, but as soon as he said "wet and slick as an otter" well, you know  T_Grin3

I don't remember what the wet otter comparison was of, but I remember laughing out loud when I heard him say something like, "a young boy riding a water buffalo, whipping his haunches with a stick of bamboo" -- and I made "whip his haunches with a stick of bamboo" for the HE-BAD page... that's just perfect  grin

like if some guy can't understand him and someone else comes on the phone and says something about the previous guy...  cool
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2014, 12:28:14 PM »

"Wassup my nigga?" Hangs up.  T_grin T_grin T_grin

Barry's clearly studied the tactics of Jack and Billy Jeff on the phone and has learned well.  really... critiqueJack T_lipssealed T_Grin5
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2014, 04:55:57 PM »

"So my father has to suck himself off before I can come." I fell out of my chair laughing  critiqueJack "Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2014, 05:25:04 PM »

"So my father has to suck himself off before I can come." I fell out of my chair laughing  critiqueJack "Have you ever seen Scottish porn?"

that's what papa likes  grin
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