well he said "smooth and hairless" in a totally different part of the book, but as soon as he said "wet and slick as an otter" well, you know
I don't remember what the wet otter comparison was of, but I remember laughing out loud when I heard him say something like, "a young boy riding a water buffalo, whipping his haunches with a stick of bamboo" -- and I made "whip his haunches with a stick of bamboo" for the HE-BAD page... that's just perfect
like if some guy can't understand him and someone else comes on the phone and says something about the previous guy...