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Author Topic: #527 - A Smattering of Cunts And Dipshit Machines... (22:02)  (Read 1781 times)
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« on: August 01, 2014, 07:15:56 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2014, 12:39:11 am »

FUCK YOU!  T_Shock1
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2014, 07:12:40 am »

i need ... AND ... AND ... AND ... (restaurant guy hangs up) ... AND uptight CUNT!!!  shocked

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how many people? 30. 30? nono, two  lipsrsealed


mega compliation, and too many good parts to point out. roy sure wasnt pulling any punches
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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2014, 09:03:32 am »

130...... grin grin

I tied laughing with that intro from the Departed then "hello!" and she carries on as if it's nothing.
But then, as seems to be usual, she hangs up while you are saying the order. huh


and then you open with "my wife has died... what do you think?" grin

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I still think you should upload these on youtube Jack; it might be a big hit!  lipsrsealed
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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2014, 05:54:14 pm »

I dunno gravy... we get another five-star call and I'll give it the full 'Thanksgiving Turkey' YouTube treatment
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2014, 07:39:08 pm »

130...... grin grin

I tied laughing with that intro from the Departed then "hello!" and she carries on as if it's nothing.
But then, as seems to be usual, she hangs up while you are saying the order. huh


and then you open with "my wife has died... what do you think?" grin

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I still think you should upload these on youtube Jack; it might be a big hit!  lipsrsealed

Oh my god, I can't believe where she hung up... I was dying laughing that she listened to that whole Departed tirade and didn't hang up. She had the patience to put up with that, but then she hangs up the minute he didn't answer how many people and instead started rattling off an order.

And then the big meat order at the vegan restaurant. - turducken at the vegan restaurant.  cheesy cool grin  lipsrsealed
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