Stoney's calls

[stoneeh]

Hello 

I'd just spam the board way too much if I made a thread for every call, so I'll just put them here. Today is the first day I'm doing calls, and I've already posted two in seperate threads, here and here. Here's another two 

Jack's "Psych"

Jack is quoting movie lines (might wanna skip to 150 or so, not much happening til then)

[An English type]

These are good Stoneeh, honestly.

The 'Doctor diagnose me!' line never fails to crack me up

All Jack calls are always welcome and appreciated. Keep 'em coming mate

[HairyChinaman]

Hahaha the fucking typing with creepy music  Ya did good kid 

[stoneeh]

Thanks for the kind words. Some rejects from today, just to give you an idea what I was working on:

[CallMeBronco]

it's funny that they have such a difficult time understanding you. You said three different things to that first lady and she misunderstood every one 

[stoneeh]

Yeah. They obviously got "wax in their ears!!". 

Oh boy. I got myself a Skype flatrate to the US and set up team calls with Lux, and it was baptism by fire . Just had a monster session. I personally can't remember the last time I was laughing so hard. You're trying to organize your responses, but most of the time it's just going to be nuts  . I'm gonna post the last call of the session and give you an idea.

[marleycake]

ahah stoneeh you're a genius, these are all great   

[stoneeh]

Just finished an EPIC editing job. Spent almost as much time editing as on calls. These are calls made today by Lux & Me. The first set of calls was pretty much me alone, the rest was a team effort. If you want to set priorities because you cant listen to all of them, start with "Homo Hotel", next "Sandwiches & Strausses", then the Steak Places last.

Jack needs a hotel for some non-voluntary homo lovin'

Jack needs a steak

Sandwiches & Strausses, a revealing anecdote, and getting back at some guys & gals who pretended not to hear us

[HairyChinaman]

Good times, noodle salad. Great job on the editing btw  Thanks for doing that! 

[CallMeBronco]

"strictly as a friend" was a good line.  He doesn't mind saying that his neighbor is queer but is certain to make sure he's only a "friend" 

I liked starting the call with HEY!

the numbers in the second call were very odd sounding 

that's an expensive pancake! 

[stoneeh]

thx bronco. i also very much liked that the girl responded to jack's aggressive HEY! the way you would normally do to a friendly "heeey" 

i relistened today and discovered that the girl in one of hotel calls was actually looking for a hotel in columbus, kentucky. well, i googled, and behold, columbus, kentucky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus,_Kentucky

[stoneeh]

More from today. First again was mostly me, second comp was a 50:50 team effort.

One pretty large Homo Hotel call - very long and morbid, definitely only for aficionados

Tried some new intros on some takeout places

[marleycake]

hey Stoneeh' do you think you could do a call request 

I want jack to call a strip club  (or any place I guess)   , cause I need to use a call for a picture, it's really important and my computer isn't set up for recording

you'd be the fucking man   

[An English type]

'Homo Hotel' series has a lot of potential - I mean just the name cracks me up!

I'd like to hear Jack flirt a little more outrageously - his subtle approaches don't seem to be getting picked up atm - all strictly platonic or course.

[stoneeh]

Some more Hotel Madness. I think we're creeping/annoying the shit out of these guys, but it's just emotional pain, RIGHT!?! 

Yeah English, we'll get something special out of this material eventually. If I had only found the "Flirting" tab the last of these calls could have been already really good. I'm looking to maybe call some smaller local hotel/motel, to maybe get someone on the line who acts a little less professional and more emotional.

Marley, we tried and called dozens of places, but we just couldn't get a good strip club call. Those places are mostly noisy, and Skype doesn't work when there's a lot of background noise. It distorts the audio on our end, and they just don't hear us.

[CallMeBronco]

I liked the "I don't do  amateur theatricals" with laughter in the background. 

yeah that last lady might have been good to flirt with but I have a feeling she would've hung up quickly. 

[An English type]

Is that Erasure playing in the background?!

'Shane Renoir' what a name!

'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour'

Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend''

Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous

Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is

[CallMeBronco]

Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous

I forgot to mention that; she did seem nervous. Like (I doubt it) but as if they really didn't like Jewish people 

[stoneeh]

'Shane Renoir' what a name!
Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is

i tried to come up with the classiest name possible, and i guess that's it  . "hi mr shane/jane", hehe i loved her response

'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour'
Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend''

oh, i'll never tell   

btw very much like your signature, english

bronco, yeah she actually mentioned i was creeping her out. lol. nevermind, women love that about me 

[stoneeh]

So I figured, since it's only once a year, I'll put up the effort and do some themed Halloween calls  . In the end I had way too little time to do calls, but, here's what I got. Pic courtesy of CallMeBronco 

Jack Nicholson in "The Hunt for Red Cocktober"