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« on: October 10, 2014, 04:07:56 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 05:23:56 pm » |
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These are good Stoneeh, honestly. The 'Doctor diagnose me!' line never fails to crack me up All Jack calls are always welcome and appreciated. Keep 'em coming mate
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HairyChinaman
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 12:00:34 am » |
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Hahaha the fucking typing with creepy music Ya did good kid
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stoneeh
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2014, 03:32:06 pm » |
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Thanks for the kind words. Some rejects from today, just to give you an idea what I was working on:
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 05:20:35 pm » |
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it's funny that they have such a difficult time understanding you. You said three different things to that first lady and she misunderstood every one
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stoneeh
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 06:42:20 pm » |
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Yeah. They obviously got "wax in their ears!!". Oh boy. I got myself a Skype flatrate to the US and set up team calls with Lux, and it was baptism by fire . Just had a monster session. I personally can't remember the last time I was laughing so hard. You're trying to organize your responses, but most of the time it's just going to be nuts . I'm gonna post the last call of the session and give you an idea.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 07:52:45 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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stoneeh
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 08:19:06 pm » |
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 09:17:48 pm » |
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Good times, noodle salad. Great job on the editing btw Thanks for doing that!
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 11:07:34 am » |
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"strictly as a friend" was a good line. He doesn't mind saying that his neighbor is queer but is certain to make sure he's only a "friend" I liked starting the call with HEY! the numbers in the second call were very odd sounding that's an expensive pancake!
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 01:22:43 pm » |
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thx bronco. i also very much liked that the girl responded to jack's aggressive HEY! the way you would normally do to a friendly "heeey" i relistened today and discovered that the girl in one of hotel calls was actually looking for a hotel in columbus, kentucky. well, i googled, and behold, columbus, kentucky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus,_Kentucky
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stoneeh
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2014, 12:43:51 am » |
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marleycake
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2014, 07:53:28 pm » |
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hey Stoneeh' do you think you could do a call request I want jack to call a strip club (or any place I guess) , cause I need to use a call for a picture, it's really important and my computer isn't set up for recording you'd be the fucking man
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2014, 01:28:58 pm » |
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'Homo Hotel' series has a lot of potential - I mean just the name cracks me up! I'd like to hear Jack flirt a little more outrageously - his subtle approaches don't seem to be getting picked up atm - all strictly platonic or course.
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2014, 02:02:31 am » |
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Some more Hotel Madness. I think we're creeping/annoying the shit out of these guys, but it's just emotional pain, RIGHT!?!
Yeah English, we'll get something special out of this material eventually. If I had only found the "Flirting" tab the last of these calls could have been already really good. I'm looking to maybe call some smaller local hotel/motel, to maybe get someone on the line who acts a little less professional and more emotional. Marley, we tried and called dozens of places, but we just couldn't get a good strip club call. Those places are mostly noisy, and Skype doesn't work when there's a lot of background noise. It distorts the audio on our end, and they just don't hear us.
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« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2014, 02:45:11 pm » |
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I liked the "I don't do amateur theatricals" with laughter in the background. yeah that last lady might have been good to flirt with but I have a feeling she would've hung up quickly.
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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2014, 03:10:18 pm » |
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Is that Erasure playing in the background?! 'Shane Renoir' what a name! 'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour' Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend'' Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2014, 07:30:46 pm » |
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Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous I forgot to mention that; she did seem nervous. Like (I doubt it) but as if they really didn't like Jewish people
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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:19 pm » |
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'Shane Renoir' what a name! Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is i tried to come up with the classiest name possible, and i guess that's it . "hi mr shane/jane", hehe i loved her response 'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour' Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend'' oh, i'll never tell btw very much like your signature, english bronco, yeah she actually mentioned i was creeping her out. lol. nevermind, women love that about me
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2014, 06:46:55 am » |
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So I figured, since it's only once a year, I'll put up the effort and do some themed Halloween calls . In the end I had way too little time to do calls, but, here's what I got. Pic courtesy of CallMeBronco Jack Nicholson in "The Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2014, 07:52:49 am » |
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God damn boy I'm crackin' up over here. It's gotta be sugar so the kids can SUCK IT! Lol nice follow up I'll be there in 10 minutes Love the photoshop pic too
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« Reply #21 on: November 01, 2014, 07:57:57 pm » |
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Jack's gotta have big, big luxury Why do I think Jack isn't really gonna use that dildo for the statue? what type of places were you calling? I couldn't understand them when they'd say "hello this is ______" I think that's the first time a person on the line actually repeated the word "dildo" I think Jack just crossed the line with having kids suck a sugar coated dildo...
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« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2014, 06:30:27 pm » |
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'Slim seven inches' 'That's not good enough. Forget it, forget the whole damn thing.' Dammit Jack, 7 inches is big enough for anyone! Thanks Stoneeh, a great couple of Halloween calls from you and Jack.
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stoneeh
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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2014, 11:48:35 am » |
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« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2014, 06:22:25 pm » |
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You seriously creeped him out! The Shining music, combined with talking to a supremely well-endowed man, pushed his scared ass over the edge
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