stoneeh
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« on: October 10, 2014, 04:07:56 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2014, 05:23:56 pm » |
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These are good Stoneeh, honestly. The 'Doctor diagnose me!' line never fails to crack me up All Jack calls are always welcome and appreciated. Keep 'em coming mate
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HairyChinaman
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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2014, 12:00:34 am » |
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Hahaha the fucking typing with creepy music Ya did good kid
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stoneeh
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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2014, 03:32:06 pm » |
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Thanks for the kind words. Some rejects from today, just to give you an idea what I was working on:
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2014, 05:20:35 pm » |
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it's funny that they have such a difficult time understanding you. You said three different things to that first lady and she misunderstood every one
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stoneeh
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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2014, 06:42:20 pm » |
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Yeah. They obviously got "wax in their ears!!". Oh boy. I got myself a Skype flatrate to the US and set up team calls with Lux, and it was baptism by fire . Just had a monster session. I personally can't remember the last time I was laughing so hard. You're trying to organize your responses, but most of the time it's just going to be nuts . I'm gonna post the last call of the session and give you an idea.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2014, 07:52:45 pm » |
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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stoneeh
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 08:19:06 pm » |
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2014, 09:17:48 pm » |
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Good times, noodle salad. Great job on the editing btw Thanks for doing that!
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2014, 11:07:34 am » |
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"strictly as a friend" was a good line. He doesn't mind saying that his neighbor is queer but is certain to make sure he's only a "friend" I liked starting the call with HEY! the numbers in the second call were very odd sounding that's an expensive pancake!
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stoneeh
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« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2014, 01:22:43 pm » |
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thx bronco. i also very much liked that the girl responded to jack's aggressive HEY! the way you would normally do to a friendly "heeey" i relistened today and discovered that the girl in one of hotel calls was actually looking for a hotel in columbus, kentucky. well, i googled, and behold, columbus, kentucky: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus,_Kentucky
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stoneeh
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2014, 12:43:51 am » |
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marleycake
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2014, 07:53:28 pm » |
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hey Stoneeh' do you think you could do a call request I want jack to call a strip club (or any place I guess) , cause I need to use a call for a picture, it's really important and my computer isn't set up for recording you'd be the fucking man
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2014, 01:28:58 pm » |
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'Homo Hotel' series has a lot of potential - I mean just the name cracks me up! I'd like to hear Jack flirt a little more outrageously - his subtle approaches don't seem to be getting picked up atm - all strictly platonic or course.
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stoneeh
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2014, 02:02:31 am » |
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Some more Hotel Madness. I think we're creeping/annoying the shit out of these guys, but it's just emotional pain, RIGHT!?!
Yeah English, we'll get something special out of this material eventually. If I had only found the "Flirting" tab the last of these calls could have been already really good. I'm looking to maybe call some smaller local hotel/motel, to maybe get someone on the line who acts a little less professional and more emotional. Marley, we tried and called dozens of places, but we just couldn't get a good strip club call. Those places are mostly noisy, and Skype doesn't work when there's a lot of background noise. It distorts the audio on our end, and they just don't hear us.
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2014, 02:45:11 pm » |
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I liked the "I don't do amateur theatricals" with laughter in the background. yeah that last lady might have been good to flirt with but I have a feeling she would've hung up quickly.
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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2014, 03:10:18 pm » |
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Is that Erasure playing in the background?! 'Shane Renoir' what a name! 'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour' Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend'' Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is
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CallMeBronco
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« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2014, 07:30:46 pm » |
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Love the 'Jewish persuasion' interchange - she seemed err nervous I forgot to mention that; she did seem nervous. Like (I doubt it) but as if they really didn't like Jewish people
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stoneeh
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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2014, 10:03:19 pm » |
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'Shane Renoir' what a name! Damn, can't get over how cool a name 'Shane Renoir' is i tried to come up with the classiest name possible, and i guess that's it . "hi mr shane/jane", hehe i loved her response 'I need a place. It's for me and my friend.....my queer neighbour' Making me wonder how many times has Jack shared a room with a queer ''friend'' oh, i'll never tell btw very much like your signature, english bronco, yeah she actually mentioned i was creeping her out. lol. nevermind, women love that about me
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stoneeh
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2014, 06:46:55 am » |
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So I figured, since it's only once a year, I'll put up the effort and do some themed Halloween calls . In the end I had way too little time to do calls, but, here's what I got. Pic courtesy of CallMeBronco Jack Nicholson in "The Hunt for Red Cocktober"
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