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« on: July 02, 2017, 10:56:03 PM »


Let's start a thread about jokes.  We can post everything but the punchline and see if anyone else knows it.  If no one knows the punchline, then the joke teller should reveal it.  Here goes:

Joke 1

Two guys get lost in the jungle and get captured by a tribe.  The chief says to the first guy "Death or Umaguma?"  The guy thinks 'Well, I don't want to die!'  So he picks Umaguma.  Then, 100 of the tribesmen f**k him in the a** and they let him go.  The second guy thinks 'I would rather die than have that happen to me.'  So when the chief says "Death or Umaguma?" he says "Death."  Then the chief says ". . . . . . .
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2017, 02:49:37 PM »


Ok, so my joke thread idea didn't take off.  Anyway,

Joke 1 Punchline

"Ok.  Death by Umaguma."
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2017, 12:37:42 PM »

I got one.

"So a man is tired of screwing his wife"

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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2017, 05:55:51 AM »



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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2017, 01:12:56 AM »

I just now understood your post marleycake

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