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« on: November 24, 2007, 04:43:28 pm »

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« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2007, 05:19:07 pm »

atleast he was a good sport and laugh it was to many good parts to point out...alot of people been noticing jack voice lately.
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« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2007, 05:20:38 pm »

Great call. I love how the guy really laughs with him cheesy. His reaction, 'Sugarbush?' was also great.
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« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2007, 08:31:38 pm »

Macdougalsidal is the magic word.

Guy was a good sport but not too bright about the head haha.
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2007, 06:31:29 am »

I love the use of essentially all the musical bits you could find in jack movies...

I especially loved how you used the bit from Batman where the Joker shoots the Jack Palance character
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« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2007, 02:00:08 pm »


Good one.  I like it when the they are amused by Jack.

When he asked the credit card type, Jack should have offered "Cash".
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« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2007, 02:22:06 pm »

"Your Funny"
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« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2007, 03:57:39 pm »

jacks credit card number is macdougalslod
funny lol
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls.
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« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2007, 10:19:40 pm »

Hahahahahahah!

Wow, that was awesome.


I like when he asks for the credit card then jack conducts an orchestra, and then... "OK" like he's tired of hearing jacks music.
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2007, 08:20:53 am »

The first half of this call is the best interaction I have ever heard. I have now listened to every single call on the site. I'm balling here.
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2007, 03:48:25 pm »

holy shit dude - are you serious?!?! even the member pranks?
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2007, 04:58:07 pm »

Well, he's not the only one, i have listened to em all, and i can recognize calls if they're double posted, but i can't say which is my fave lol.
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2007, 06:47:34 pm »

yeah - but he's only got two posts so I figured he hasn't been here as long as some of the rest of us have
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2007, 11:19:45 pm »

Remember, he might have done what i did, listened to like 50% of all your compilations in one day, and listened to many others too, plus i've been a member on other forums for a long time while hardly posting anything, i reckon he may have been listening to the calls before he became a member a while ago and may have been listening more than posting.
Some people don't post an awful lot everyday, my post counts vary depending on what i am doing for instance.

Anyway, that aside, i will have some brand new calls to make with a soundboard me and my bro made and some other various calls (including dreyfuss, since i love that board so much lol)
Still not done with my rik mayall soundboard, so many files to add, still more files to get, many more files to edit and i'm working on another big(ish) soundboard too. Keep your fingures crossed, it might be around for christmas lol.
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2007, 11:48:04 pm »

good to hear man!! I too have good news to report - I'm about 4,400 buttons into a new soundboard I started a couple of weeks ago - so it's about halfway - but I might take a break from working on it because it's already pretty huge -  bigger than every board except the jack4/9 it's gonna be part of the challenge system, but there will be a lot of new calls with it very soon
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2007, 10:24:54 am »

Hi Jack. Sir is correct, I've been passively listening for a very long time. It was only after I listened to every call on the site that I registered. I was hoping there were hidden sections that don't appear until you register. I really love the site and am a huge fan of you and your work, but I am just not the kind of person that uses internets forums. This is one of the only sites that I have ever signed up at.

Actually I should rephrase. I have listened to all the Team Jackulator calls. I tried out a few of the member pranks and while some are better than the average crank, they are just not the same as TJ. I am truly amazed at how good yours are. Given the sheer size of the soundboard, the speed, variety, and appropriateness of your responses are nothing short of incredible.

In addition to making me laugh like a maniac and nearly ruining my keyboard during tea time, this site has rekindled my interest in Jack Nicholson flicks. I've always been a big Nicholson fan, but I just recently went back and watched a bunch of his movies again after finding this site. It made the movies so much funnier. More disturbingly, I have picked up some of Jack's quotes and mannerisms. I have actually made custom orders at restaurants and followed them up with "can you do that?" and "what do ya think?"

Some of my favourites:

Singing, crying, and playing the piano
Anything Jack wants in a basket
Sir? SIR? to women
The party favor

Keep them coming, I'm wettin' my jockeys here!
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2007, 11:12:13 am »

thanks so much for the kind words - it's great knowing so many people enjoy these calls so much - but don't give up on the members though - there are some really great calls already in there, and bear in mind, a lot of the members making them are pretty new to the whole thing, so they'll get better and better too - we're definitely gonna keep this up - with new boards and new ideas for the jackulator 9000 - glad to have you on the site smiley
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« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2007, 01:44:04 pm »


I also noticed the really good interaction at the beginning of this call.  Good job.
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 06:13:55 pm »

In addition to making me laugh like a maniac and nearly ruining my keyboard during tea time, this site has rekindled my interest in Jack Nicholson flicks. I've always been a big Nicholson fan, but I just recently went back and watched a bunch of his movies again after finding this site. It made the movies so much funnier. More disturbingly, I have picked up some of Jack's quotes and mannerisms. I have actually made custom orders at restaurants and followed them up with "can you do that?" and "what do ya think?"

Yeah! It is contagious, really. I was on the phone with customer support for an airline when I was basically stranded by the bastards last week, and they were giving no help whatsoever, so I made sure to put in a "I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water." By the end of the day, I wanted to "beat the be-jezus out of a female flight attendant." At any rate, it's good to get these quotes into general circulation.
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 06:19:37 pm »

hehe - that's awesome
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 08:20:28 pm »

you know - I was just listening to this one again - the guy says, "What, are you a tenor or something?" is he kidding? with jack's gravely voice?? a tenor - my ass - baritone maybe - bass definitely

another thing - this guy sure is not only very observant, but apparently loves music - picked up on the West Side Story thing just from the 'bum bum buuuummmm' and the Mrs. America thing from the first three words - wish we had more guys like this answer the phone
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2007, 09:22:30 pm »

After a second listen, this one has many great parts, like:

Guy: Area code?
Jack: Six *BARK* Six.
Guy: Six, five, six?

The guy was a good sport and it made for good interaction. I almost felt bad for him when he had to hang up in frustration. There are very few graceful exits for Jack/Claude Sugarbush.
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2007, 09:25:31 pm »

exactly - either that guy understands dogspeak and Verdell actually said "five", or he mistook a fucking bark for a number - either way it's hilarious
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« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2008, 05:14:28 pm »

man the beginning was absolutely awesome. not many calls like this one:D
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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2008, 10:06:27 am »

one of yer bests!  cool
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« Reply #25 on: January 19, 2009, 07:55:40 pm »

you know - I was just listening to this one again - the guy says, "What, are you a tenor or something?" is he kidding? with jack's gravely voice?? a tenor - my ass - baritone maybe - bass definitely

another thing - this guy sure is not only very observant, but apparently loves music - picked up on the West Side Story thing just from the 'bum bum buuuummmm' and the Mrs. America thing from the first three words - wish we had more guys like this answer the phone
Yeah, I was just listening to this call again also, and I picked up a line I never heard before. Just after they finish laughing together the guy says "I love singing also." Still one of my faves!  cheesy
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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2010, 01:55:51 am »

"Do you have the area code?"
"Six... *BARK*... six"
"Six five six?"
"Yeah"

I fuckin' LOL'd at that
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2012, 06:31:32 pm »

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2012, 06:42:26 pm »

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"

you're not trying to sell us anything are you  grin T_Goofy1 T_Grin5
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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2012, 08:46:51 pm »

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"

I can tell a fag when I see one, you wanna fight me!?  T_Anger1
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