#79 - Claude's A Real Pianist (6:24)

[jackulator]

you know - I was just listening to this one again - the guy says, "What, are you a tenor or something?" is he kidding? with jack's gravely voice?? a tenor - my ass - baritone maybe - bass definitely

another thing - this guy sure is not only very observant, but apparently loves music - picked up on the West Side Story thing just from the 'bum bum buuuummmm' and the Mrs. America thing from the first three words - wish we had more guys like this answer the phone

[Chongo]

After a second listen, this one has many great parts, like:

Guy: Area code?
Jack: Six *BARK* Six.
Guy: Six, five, six?

The guy was a good sport and it made for good interaction. I almost felt bad for him when he had to hang up in frustration. There are very few graceful exits for Jack/Claude Sugarbush.

[jackulator]

exactly - either that guy understands dogspeak and Verdell actually said "five", or he mistook a fucking bark for a number - either way it's hilarious

[XximbarxX]

man the beginning was absolutely awesome. not many calls like this one:D

[christiankur]

one of yer bests! 

[Glass]

you know - I was just listening to this one again - the guy says, "What, are you a tenor or something?" is he kidding? with jack's gravely voice?? a tenor - my ass - baritone maybe - bass definitely

another thing - this guy sure is not only very observant, but apparently loves music - picked up on the West Side Story thing just from the 'bum bum buuuummmm' and the Mrs. America thing from the first three words - wish we had more guys like this answer the phone

Yeah, I was just listening to this call again also, and I picked up a line I never heard before. Just after they finish laughing together the guy says "I love singing also." Still one of my faves! 

[Mr. Possibilities]

"Do you have the area code?"
"Six... *BARK*... six"
"Six five six?"
"Yeah"

I fuckin' LOL'd at that

[Padsomibiagma]

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"

[marleycake]

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"

you're not trying to sell us anything are you 

[Amygdala]

A frustrated pianist suddenly yelled at the lady soprano that he was trying to accompany, and said:

"I am playing on some of the white notes.    I am also playing on some of the black notes.    So why are you persistently singing in the cracks?"

I can tell a fag when I see one, you wanna fight me!?