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"Twenty pushups a day..."
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« on: December 02, 2007, 10:49:19 am » |
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prankyoudude
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 04:05:07 pm » |
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lmao this was hilarious....I dont know first time i heard the pussy and just let me fuckin talk line...
Great work on 9000
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 04:33:18 pm » |
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where wud an old bachelor like me find some pussy!
i love it when he talks about his statutory rape charges
brilliant call
and that girl sounded familiar...?!
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 04:39:54 pm » |
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I noticed that Jack's been pretty angry lately. Poor guy, he goes from his wife dying, to getting divorced, to getting busted for several DUIs and then prison. Even when he tries to get anger management therapy everyone seems to turn him down....no wonder why he's angry.
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2007, 05:06:28 pm » |
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"Just let me f*** talk for a second"
"Don't talk to me like that"
"I just got out of prison"
Ha ha.
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 10:29:02 pm » |
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haha one of the best so far.
"They probably have jacuzzi rooms" lol
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 04:11:03 am » |
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excellant call...was it me or did the sound quality sound way better than maybe all the Jack calls I have seen you post?
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jackulator
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 04:26:39 am » |
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I think we're gradually figuring out little ways to improve the quality - mostly just tweaking the various volumes on all the hardward involved
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 04:36:33 pm » |
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Ahahahahahahahaha, she was getting testy with jack, not too interested in RP Macmurphys story.
"just let me FUCKN' talk for a second"
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 04:43:11 pm » |
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i like how she thought jack said jacuzzi, probly extended the length of the conversation a little, lol
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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2007, 10:58:35 am » |
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that was funny
WHYYYYYYYYYY
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2007, 10:24:45 pm » |
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"It don't add inches to your dick!"
"Don't talk to me like that"
"If you want a jacuzzi, there's a motel 6 down the road"
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2007, 09:51:01 am » |
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hurry *Honk* love it  even i got confused when i heard that number  This is funny....is that what this is!!? - Damn i missed that one good to see it used again. the Crying as ever makes it better ____________________________________________________________________ Which of you did this one, was one of the quick, confusing and random ones that i love  |
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aDuckWithAConscience
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2007, 01:19:18 am » |
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shaaddup.
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jackulator
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2007, 02:34:01 pm » |
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...Which of you did this one... meeeeeeeeee  |
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2007, 09:21:47 pm » |
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Great call..she really stuck with you for a while...I'm still amazed at how long people will stay on the line and attempt to do their job before they reach a breaking point.
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2007, 02:57:04 pm » |
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This is a great call! I like how at first she seemed to like Dick(you know what I mean) but in the end she really loses it with him! Strange how a lot of the girls you call sound simillar. |
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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2008, 01:19:02 am » |
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OMG~~!! 'If I could freebase chicken, I certainly would"
Gawdamn these are sooo funny!
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Jack's....the ripper!?!
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« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2014, 01:17:20 pm » |
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This call is the reason I signed up to Jackulator. Pure luxury call - the timing, the constant need to talk about his statutory rape charges, the exquisiteness of the 'honey/shadup/let me fucking talk for a second' sentence, probably my favourite few lines of them all. Brilliant 
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Buffalo Bills Urn.
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« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2014, 05:09:05 pm » |
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I love how he is talking about a 15 year old's little red beaver, and then asks if she agrees with him that it isn't crazy.  Also, the fucking Jacuzzi/pussy moment is gold. With how mean he is throughout the call, I'm surprised the girl stayed with it for so long. |
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