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« on: December 02, 2007, 12:05:30 pm » |
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Caruso Shades
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"You just cost me six thousand dollars".
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2007, 01:41:27 pm » |
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Big Big Big jumbo tits,nearly lost it over that one. pure gold!
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2007, 04:42:21 pm » |
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oh god damn ive got tears running down my face.. the part where he starts making his demands towards the end is so roflmao
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2007, 04:49:00 pm » |
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I loved the line "I gotta give my crotch some exercise."
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YannickJoker
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2007, 04:57:40 pm » |
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Oh this is one of the best calls I've heard! Great lines. 5 stars isn't enough.
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houseman
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2007, 05:25:54 pm » |
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"Excuse me, you don't speak with me like this"
"I just got out of prison"
Another great one!
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Wildapes
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2007, 10:37:57 pm » |
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Starts off a little slow but from "I need a Television!" onwards it got really funny. Funny she kept the room for him after that haha. Goes to show what people can get away with sometimes.
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Chongo
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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2007, 06:53:15 pm » |
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I gotta agree - one of the best jackulator calls ever. Great interaction from starting out normal, then getting more and more strange as it progresses. Pulling out that he just got out of prison, good stuff.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 02:57:32 am » |
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"do you have aa or aarp "
"no, why"
"it just give you a discount are you over 70 or over 60 by chance"
"Shit!. no...50"
roflol
great job
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 10:18:59 am » |
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I made a new sig for this call.
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 11:23:43 am » |
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HAHA
That is great
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btccfan2002
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 02:17:46 pm » |
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I made a new sig for this call.
Great picture. What happened to the audio file you had? That was great, you should keep it on there as well. |
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 07:39:30 pm » |
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Haha, I love the fact she acknowledged he was harrassing her, and when most people would have hung up and deleted, she kept his reservation. Class act  |
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2007, 09:58:55 am » |
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sounded like good fun, the grand tit line comes back for more  5/5 for sure. |
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Hypnagogic
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2007, 09:57:56 pm » |
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hahaha...i've gotta give my crotch some exercise....awesome
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metalboss44
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2007, 11:38:29 pm » |
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"uhh...I needa TV"
"uhh...I needa TELEVISION"
"uhh...I needa TELEVISION"
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Jinx
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« Reply #17 on: December 27, 2007, 05:09:16 am » |
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Holy Shit That Was Funny
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Melvin Udall
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« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2008, 03:57:35 am » |
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I like the way that girls says "Ready . . " She must be hot.
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« Reply #19 on: January 02, 2008, 06:37:12 am » |
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"I need pornographic images!" haha Holyyyyy shit, that was funny.
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« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 08:18:16 pm » |
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I like the way that girls says "Ready . . " She must be hot.
yeah, it's kinda funny how she tries to pretend like she's not sure if there is any porn "uhh, i think there is, I'm not really sure" |
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2008, 01:52:14 am » |
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Oh my god, my sides are hurting from laughing!
"Big big big big tits! Tits tits tits tits tits!"
"I need shampoo."
"Dirty movies. I need pornographic images. I need to get my crotch some exercise!"
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Lady:How do you want that cooked? Jacky: Lobster.
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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2008, 02:30:33 am » |
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The last 70 seconds are intense and the entire call is silky-smooth. "Excuse me sir? please dont speak to me like this" and she kindly rattles off the reservation flagging it as a "Check-box' Jackulator |
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dannydevito
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I have taken off my pants here
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« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2008, 08:52:29 am » |
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"I just got out of prison" is his excuse to his horny behaviour!
Please don't speak to me like this sir!
Sigh...I just got out of prison!
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« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2008, 12:44:03 pm » |
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HAHA "you got porno on tv?" "uhh, I think so." I'll bet she doesn't get that question very often when making reservations.
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« Reply #25 on: March 30, 2008, 12:08:34 am » |
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Ha ha ha... this is my vote for best call ever.
The whole call is great, but starting at the "I need TV! I need TELEVISION!" part, I just lose it through the end of the call. The reactions and pauses from the girl are just priceless. Bravo! I give it a standing ovation.
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2008, 05:08:13 pm » |
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"How ya doing"
"good"
"yourself angel?"..Jack is so sly..hahaha
Jack is way to horny.lol
"would you like to come..come with me"
"big jumbo tits" HAHAHAHA..I enjoy when I can actually hear you guys laughing.
Shows how much a call really kicks ass.
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Lando Wolfcake
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^me, not jack.
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« Reply #27 on: October 31, 2008, 01:30:46 pm » |
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would you like to come? ah, well it's gonna be pretty FUN? picture BIG jumboo tits! big boys. big TITS? TITS TITS TITS TITS!
HAHAHAHA
I laughed. Hard.
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« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2010, 08:52:54 pm » |
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Haha... poor girl. At the end of the call she was clearly so offended and yet trying to be very politically correct. But we definitely need more calls like this.
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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2012, 04:12:10 pm » |
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jack being all respectful and laid back, then suddenly all he wants is wanking tools and big big jumbo TITS TITS TITS
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