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« on: December 12, 2007, 10:00:23 pm » |
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Penitth Therapy (my apologies for the length...) 
DOWNLOAD: download 'Penitth Therapy' |
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houseman
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2007, 10:38:12 pm » |
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Harry . . . Penis.
Ha ha.
This is another great one where they want to keep talking to him because he is crazy.
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"You just cost me six thousand dollars".
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2007, 10:32:54 am » |
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LOL at the jim carrey long noooooo! She seemed like a nice lady though,genuinely concerned!
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2007, 10:41:28 am » |
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puke noise
I need therapy.......lol
Im a private investigator.......
Im talking to my road trip
SEAFELT......from mexico
lady:so whats going on?
jack:garbled noise
it sounded like you were having a whole boxing match while you were on hold
'ive had it with this SHIT'
'I need a anger management'
'im kidding'
'is that crazy?'
'YIP'
is that a dog in the background
'NO'
'Horse noise'
THE ANGER MONKEYS
santa is a great singer, a thief and a terrorist
theres tons of great quotes in there
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2007, 11:04:42 am » |
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Hahaha, the new Jim Carrey lines are weird but really funny when used with Jack. I'd give this one a 4 purely for keeping that lady on the phone for so long and convincing her that Jack's crazy!
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2007, 02:28:19 pm » |
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one of my favorite parts is the punch-ding punch-ding and then "congratulations on all your success", like the fight stopped momentarily and that's what he said to the guy kickin his ass
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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2007, 05:28:57 pm » |
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yep funny, but why use those annoying noise when she asks to hold on, it's killing my ears everytime. all these would be a lot better without them, and less suspicios for the victim!!
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2007, 07:57:55 pm » |
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I wouldn't worry too much about the suspicion factor - this call was 19 minutes long... as for the ear-splitting sound effects, whether the calls woud be funnier without them is a matter of opinion, but I'd definitely recommend not listening to these calls in headphones
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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2007, 08:14:25 pm » |
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the electronic noises are funny when used in moderation
like on this call
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2007, 11:49:56 pm » |
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jack:and I said to myself-I hope you beleive in jesus
lady:of course
jack:he's in the back yard in the pond...course he has to swim in the same water we all do
I missed a lot of good parts last time I listened to this lol hence the comment that didnt really make sense(a little tipsy)
anyway bad ass call,hilarious
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« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 12:43:32 am » |
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I like the "Sorry I'm talking to my baseball"  |
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« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2007, 07:48:49 pm » |
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HAHAHAH...
"Santa Claus - he just lost his head. He takes it very seriously. (Lady: Of course.) He WAS a thief, AND a terrorist. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice. Well, that makes two of us: la la la la la la la LA la LA!"
This was probably one of the funniest strings of quotes put together in a call. It had a really believable flow in terms of the inflection/vocal pattern, too. I think the clinic lady was trying not to laugh at someone she thought was crazy. But seriously, this was too rich, man.
And then later:
"I hope you believe in Jesus...he's in the back yard in the pond. Of course, he has to swim in the same water we all do."
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2007, 07:59:52 pm » |
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haha - yeah about the jesus thing - we've been meaning to do that joke for a while - like he's no longer performing miracles and stuff
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 02:22:41 pm » |
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This is art, I just love all the sound effects and randomness to it all.
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« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 05:07:14 pm » |
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It would be nice to call a church or something and work off the jesus line. "Jesus...he was a theif, and a terrorist. Right?"
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BlooBloo...BaGoo?
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 06:09:48 pm » |
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it's long but its still hilarious, doesn't get boring for a second, haha.
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« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2007, 11:07:54 pm » |
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ya know..i've got to say this...even though I've been one of the biggest jackulator fans since before you guys made this website....I have a bit of a problem with this call.....i know it's funny, and I laughed throughout alot of the call, but you're taking twenty minutes away from health professionals that could be dealing with real problems and took the time to care and try to help you out. The calls to the restaurants are funny, and even the short ones to the medical stuff is too....but seriously...how fucking old are you to waste the time of people who are dealing with actual problems and might not have the time to waste...when they're obviously thinking in this call that you're someone who really needs help.
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« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2007, 11:24:19 pm » |
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I don't know if you caught it, but the lady said "I like your electronics." I'm fairly sure that because of the extreme bizarre shit we not only said - but the sound effects - she was only ever half sure it wasn't a prank - and probably stayed on for sheer morbid curiosity - also man - crazy people are crazy - you're not gonna help them in 20 minutes - not to mention that she could have hung up any time - it's not like we we called the fucking ER...
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« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2007, 12:47:19 am » |
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True, this isn't an emergency service, i've made a few calls like this one.
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« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2007, 08:06:56 pm » |
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I was in a bit of a bitchy mood the other night..I apologize.
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