#90 - Penitth Therapy (19:28)

[jackulator]

Penitth Therapy (my apologies for the length...)

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[houseman]

Harry . . .  Penis.

Ha ha.

This is another great one where they want to keep talking to him because he is crazy.

[Caruso Shades]

LOL at the jim carrey long noooooo! She seemed like a nice lady though,genuinely concerned!

[Slenkar]

puke noise

I need therapy.......lol

Im a private investigator.......

Im talking to my road trip

SEAFELT......from mexico

lady:so whats going on?

jack:garbled noise

it sounded like you were having a whole boxing match while you were on hold

'ive had it with this SHIT'

'I need a anger management'

'im kidding'
'is that crazy?'

'YIP'
is that a dog in the background
'NO'
'Horse noise'

THE ANGER MONKEYS

santa is a great singer, a thief and a terrorist

theres tons of great quotes in there

[btccfan2002]

Hahaha, the new Jim Carrey lines are weird but really funny when used with Jack. I'd give this one a 4 purely for keeping that lady on the phone for so long and convincing her that Jack's crazy!

[jackulator]

one of my favorite parts is the punch-ding punch-ding and then "congratulations on all your success", like the fight stopped momentarily and that's what he said to the guy kickin his ass

[leefron]

yep funny, but why use those annoying noise when she asks to hold on, it's killing my ears everytime. all these would be a lot better without them, and less suspicios for the victim!!

[jackulator]

I wouldn't worry too much about the suspicion factor - this call was 19 minutes long... as for the ear-splitting sound effects, whether the calls woud be funnier without them is a matter of opinion, but I'd definitely recommend not listening to these calls in headphones

[Slenkar]

the electronic noises are funny when used in moderation
like on this call

[dilusional1]

jack:and I said to myself-I hope you beleive in jesus


lady:of course



jack:he's in the back yard in the pond...course he has to swim in the same water we all do

I missed a lot of good parts last time I listened to this lol hence the comment that didnt really make sense(a little tipsy)


anyway bad ass call,hilarious

[World Circus]

I like the

"Sorry I'm talking to my baseball"     

[Chongo]

HAHAHAH...

"Santa Claus - he just lost his head. He takes it very seriously. (Lady: Of course.) He WAS a thief, AND a terrorist. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice. Well, that makes two of us: la la la la la la la LA la LA!"


This was probably one of the funniest strings of quotes put together in a call. It had a really believable flow in terms of the inflection/vocal pattern, too. I think the clinic lady was trying not to laugh at someone she thought was crazy. But seriously, this was too rich, man.

And then later:

"I hope you believe in Jesus...he's in the back yard in the pond. Of course, he has to swim in the same water we all do."

[jackulator]

haha - yeah about the jesus thing - we've been meaning to do that joke for a while - like he's no longer performing miracles and stuff

[trouble]

This is art, I just love all the sound effects and randomness to it all.

[notxmania]

It would be nice to call a church or something and work off the jesus line. "Jesus...he was a theif, and a terrorist. Right?"

[metalboss44]

it's long but its still hilarious, doesn't get boring for a second, haha.

[Hypnagogic]

ya know..i've got to say this...even though I've been one of the biggest jackulator fans since before you guys made this website....I have a bit of a problem with this call.....i know it's funny, and I laughed throughout alot of the call, but you're taking twenty minutes away from health professionals that could be dealing with real problems and took the time to care and try to help you out.  The calls to the restaurants are funny, and even the short ones to the medical stuff is too....but seriously...how fucking old are you to waste the time of people who are dealing with actual problems and might not have the time to waste...when they're obviously thinking in this call that you're someone who really needs help.

[jackulator]

I don't know if you caught it, but the lady said "I like your electronics." I'm fairly sure that because of the extreme bizarre shit we not only said - but the sound effects - she was only ever half sure it wasn't a prank - and probably stayed on for sheer morbid curiosity - also man - crazy people are crazy - you're not gonna help them in 20 minutes - not to mention that she could have hung up any time - it's not like we we called the fucking ER...

[metalboss44]

True, this isn't an emergency service, i've made a few calls like this one.

[Hypnagogic]

I was in a bit of a bitchy mood the other night..I apologize.

[jackulator]

so why do you feel you have to apologize because you're suffering from TAS?

apology accepted captain needa

[jackulator]

actually - I'm glad you apologized - saved me a ton of work - since I just bought Poser7 the other day, for my first animation I was gonna use some of the audio from this call and then have the psychologist sitting there talking on the phone while psychos in the room were flinging shit and siltting their wrists while one patient after another walked out the third story window like lemmings and fell into a bloody crumpled heap of bodies - I should probably start a little simpler though

[metalboss44]

Haha that is actually a great idea from the sound of it.

[Hypnagogic]

actually - I'm glad you apologized - saved me a ton of work - since I just bought Poser7 the other day, for my first animation I was gonna use some of the audio from this call and then have the psychologist sitting there talking on the phone while psychos in the room were flinging shit and siltting their wrists while one patient after another walked out the third story window like lemmings and fell into a bloody crumpled heap of bodies - I should probably start a little simpler though

You definately should have done this.

[Snafu]

So much great stuff here, what can I single out!! Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis (vagina?) was unexpected and superb. All the random chat when you were on hold.
"Excuse me, I was talking to my..roadtrip"
Always love the second time you say Sefelt like you're angry.
He's from...Mexcio (loud, funny laughter in the background (can they hear that??)

Is that a dog??
NO. Why?
I thought I heard a dog...
(Horse sound) You sure abou that??

I hope you believe in Jesus?
Of course I do
Hes in the back yard in the pond
HAHAHAHAHA Genious


What does he say I was talking to my head-something?

PS: Is the dog barking coz Jack's barking mad??

[Melvin Udall]

I love when she humours him when he has hallucinations about Santa losing his head.

-Santa Claus, he just lost his head . . .

-uh oh . . .

lol

[mydicksharp]

Oh man...I just listened to this last night and nearly had a heart attack I was laughing so hard.  Peeeeeniiiiiiiiiiiith.  PENITH.

Jim Carrey's voice being tossed into the works seamlessly was just amazing.  Loved it!

[sledgepoo90]

that was hilarious, you actually got therapy for once that was funny when she asked him if anyone was there with him  then he said ....santa clause
lol

[mari]

At least she's being a bit helpful..and not like "just call the hospital" That's annoying.
Why doesn't Jack just punch a wall or something..hahaha..I love Bill Murray screaming..at such random times. Is there some guitar playing in the background?
Is that them or you guys? lol

"Which motel are you at"
"Jail"
lol

And then the crying. hahaha

[XximbarxX]

this one is one of my favorites. the sound effects were awesome lol

[Iceman]

your soundboard skills are magical 
call was worth every sec

[dking987]

just watched cable guy, and just got why its spelled penitth.... he go a lisp lol

'the password is...... penitth'

[jackulator]

hehe yeah - I wonder if anyone else has had the same epiphany, or how many people just think I misspelled it 

[dking987]

the password is...... foreskin 

[five easy pizzas]

Just need to say this is one of the best calls on the site! 

Peeeeeniiiiiiiith(vagina?)

[jackulator]

no but thanks for  noticing

[stoneeh]

a long call with a great amount of excellent quotes or lines of quotes in it

[Sir? what do ya think?]

I remember listening to this call years back but never commented on it. It's one of the best calls in my opinion just for the fact that the woman on the phone seemed to be enjoying herself very much. I'm thinking it was probably a slow night and she was glad to have the interaction. Also fun seeing users who commented here and are no longer around. I may have gotten lazy but I'm still here!

[CallMeBronco]

I remember listening to this call years back but never commented on it. It's one of the best calls in my opinion just for the fact that the woman on the phone seemed to be enjoying herself very much. I'm thinking it was probably a slow night and she was glad to have the interaction. Also fun seeing users who commented here and are no longer around. I may have gotten lazy but I'm still here!

hey, we're all a lazy bunch around here, I mean a grizzly bunch. Glad to see ya again. Btw, random but; are you still "Mirta" on steam?

[Sir? what do ya think?]

I remember listening to this call years back but never commented on it. It's one of the best calls in my opinion just for the fact that the woman on the phone seemed to be enjoying herself very much. I'm thinking it was probably a slow night and she was glad to have the interaction. Also fun seeing users who commented here and are no longer around. I may have gotten lazy but I'm still here!

hey, we're all a lazy bunch around here, I mean a grizzly bunch. Glad to see ya again. Btw, random but; are you still "Mirta" on steam?

haha Mirta is my fiancé. She's currently back at her parent's place for now but coming back in 4 days. I'm usually Hildegain or have Sir? in my name somewhere.

[marleycake]

We need to have a steam game night sometime

My game alias is still Mellow Mush like the pizza company ;damn good pizza

Hope you don't mind if I add you guys to my friend list 

[Sir? what do ya think?]

Of course we don't mind, bro!
I've got several hundred games, so there's lots of stuff that we could play