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« on: June 12, 2007, 11:01:15 pm » |
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metalboss44
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 11:29:44 pm » |
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Did you use skype for those? Thought I heard the jingle
"FRIED BATMAN!!!"
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jackulator
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« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 11:32:18 pm » |
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nah - not sure what that was "how much for a duck?"
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 12:40:35 am » |
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Hahahaha...don't even know why, but that pizza hut call is one of my favorites...."Maaaaaaaake it" all the "huhhhhhhhh's" and one of my favorite lines "that's expensive"
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 04:54:59 am » |
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lol this one was the best i've heard in a while
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 04:36:21 pm » |
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Great call to the fitness club. you managed to fake your way pretty far into the call
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 06:44:13 pm » |
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God, that woman is so annoyingly STUPID. How many BARKS does it take for her to understand that you were telling the dog to shut up?
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 11:59:30 pm » |
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I started hearing all those sirens in the background, kinda low at first, and wondered if it was u assholes doing it Then Jack goes, "Must be the cops." Hehehe. I guess not. The guy at the Pizza Hut was deaf or retarted. "Pete!-zaaa. Bacon." "What?" "I wanna bacon. pizza." "Huh?" "I wanna have dinner sometime tonight." Jack says exasperated. HA! I really liked that.
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 11:02:10 pm » |
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I started hearing all those sirens in the background, kinda low at first, and wondered if it was u assholes doing it Then Jack goes, "Must be the cops." Hehehe. I guess not. Gotta say... that was the best piece of Jacking yet. And THAT's sayin' a LOT. 'Cause I've heard 'em all brother, I dug you on youtube, guy, so this whole site is like friggin' manna from hot damn heaven. But that extended silence with nothing but the police siren... I thought it may have been coming from outside my window... a New Yorker here, hearing a police siren in these parts is as common as someone from Texas hearing a "Yee-Haw," out their window.... but then there was Jack's isolated voice saying, "must be the cops?" Priceless. Good show.
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« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2007, 12:31:25 am » |
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I thought that part was pretty cool too, hahaha, Just imagining Nicholsons character from the Departed calling people and getting scared by sirens heading in his direction :lol:
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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 06:42:46 pm » |
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lol FAT
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 04:25:45 pm » |
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Hai! Fried Batman...
You're making my procrastination so much more easier. I don't know if I should thank you or curse you to the lowest and coldest part of Hell for that...
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« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2007, 04:30:12 pm » |
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i could eat a chinaman!!
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2007, 12:44:15 am » |
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"i'm going to assign you a CHINAMAN" lol
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"im starving! I could eat a CHINAMAN! hahahahahahahahahajesushaha,haha"
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2007, 12:36:59 pm » |
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"i'm going to assign you a CHINAMAN" lol \ hahahahaha yes, the chinamen references were hilarious - great call
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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2008, 10:49:59 pm » |
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I love it when they say "Are you telling me to shut up?"
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2008, 02:40:45 pm » |
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"Jack"...."how do you spell that" lol. If I remember correctly there are several calls where people can't understand Jack's name. I guess he's not very good at pronouncing his own name, hehe.
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« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2008, 01:14:49 pm » |
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With the "hi's", were you trying to mimick someone pulling some karate moves and making grunts?
hi hi hi hey hey HEY hey HEY hi hi
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 03:30:57 am » |
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Also, who was that laughing in the backyard during the 'hi's? The caller/friends or people at the karate place?
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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2008, 01:08:54 pm » |
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With the "hi's", were you trying to mimick someone pulling some karate moves and making grunts?
hi hi hi hey hey HEY hey HEY hi hi
I wasn't really sure when i saw this question last week if it was a rhetorical question or not? If you were really wondering, I can assure you that was Jack's intention...
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