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« on: March 04, 2008, 08:51:49 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 09:00:14 pm » |
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What would you like with your salad
KETCHUP
"You got hotdogs" no "hotdogs" no
She remembers the ice storm? Where about did you call, haha.
"hadalahadahodahadalaheyhadalahadahodahadalaheyhadalahadahodahadalahey"
"20 1965"
"What about nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOWW"
Great comeback man.
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Can I talk to the manager please?
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 09:54:10 pm » |
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I love the phone numbers he gave
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« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 12:11:24 am » |
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haha! "The union didn't have a picket line outside the museum..."
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« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2008, 03:22:09 am » |
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lmao, classic
billy is so confused
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« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 10:32:34 am » |
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yah dat was a guddun man the lady probably though yohaddl yohaddl was a problem with the phone -lol
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2008, 05:18:10 pm » |
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lol the gibberish was great
also the fat people smell sick line
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2008, 12:19:47 pm » |
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"I have NO idea what you are talking about sir" lol
People seem to really go out of their way to help Billy
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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 02:10:09 pm » |
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"11... 42.7" "That's not a phone number." I'm liking these new Bill Clinton calls.
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2008, 05:06:45 pm » |
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Clinton is perfect once again. Damn it do I ever LAUGH when I hear these calls. I love them.
"Do you remember the ice storm?"
"Yes sir, I do."
LMAO
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« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2008, 01:19:46 pm » |
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"hot dogs..hot dogs..hot dogs..ketchup?..hot dogs" haha
I love the random babbling..wow..lol
Have you ever accidentally ordered? I can't imagine that has happened that often.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2008, 04:43:26 pm » |
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...Have you ever accidentally ordered? I can't imagine that has happened that often. maybe a dozen times - but we always call back and make sure to cancel
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« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2008, 04:47:24 pm » |
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...Have you ever accidentally ordered? I can't imagine that has happened that often. maybe a dozen times - but we always call back and make sure to cancel but wouldn't you usually give a fake address or phone number?..Well I guess it wouldn't matter because you are picking it up. Have you ever ordered using Jack? Like on purpose?
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« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2008, 05:28:47 pm » |
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well - if we made an order and then just moved on and called somebody else, sure we used a fake name and address so we wouldn't have to worry about some irate driver knocking on our door wanting money, but that's called 'theft of services', like calling a cab and then taking off before it gets there (which isn't probably as serious as ordering a $50 meal and then not existing)
so to help make sure prank callers in general don't get a bad name, and so restaurants don't make food that no one is buying we make sure to cancel if we ever accidentally complete an order
as far as actually making a real food order using the jackboard, we've talked about it and how it'd be really easy to do - maybe one of these days we'll give it a try
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 05:53:02 pm » |
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Sounds like a plan..I've asked roytoy about this too..I think it would be really fun to do.
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« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2008, 08:33:41 pm » |
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"What about NAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWW"
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« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 09:32:21 pm » |
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Sorry to bump this to the top of this sub-forum, but god... "What about NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW" is the most uproariously funny thing on this whole site. This is the call I go back to month after month.
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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2009, 09:20:05 am » |
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"Fat people smell sick!" haha lol love those lines hehe xd
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« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2011, 05:25:19 pm » |
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Hotdogs? "No." Hotdogs? "No." Ketchup hotdogs?
Remember that ice storm we had? "yes I do." Yes, right.
Part of a larger pattern of error.
I like when she puts him on with the manager, and he's on a Haddilhadilday spree. That was trippy.
What about NOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW?!
42.7. That cracked me the hell up.
I love these Clinton calls. Any chance of seeing Willy making a comeback soon?
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« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2011, 06:19:39 pm » |
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there is yeah, but we're so out of practice with him it'd take a lot to get a funny call with him -- I should just make a new business page for him so we have an excuse to call other people we haven't tried
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