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« on: June 19, 2007, 10:19:35 pm » |
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rugglerduggler
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 10:33:45 pm » |
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holy christ, those matt and lizard calls are fantastic
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 10:38:27 pm » |
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hahaha yeah :lol: that was the first call where we realized we should call people by their name if we had it on the names page - I just went wayyy overboard with it - but he was game haha
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aDuckWithAConscience
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 11:17:28 pm » |
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Apparently he's down for taking a 20 to get on his knees and pray. Matt, matt, matt, matt, matt, Matt, matt, matt, MATT, mattt
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 05:47:06 am » |
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lol that lizard one was funny
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 01:52:06 pm » |
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"I'm gonna give my queer neighbour a lizard"
"Is you is or is you ain't my lizard"
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 03:40:13 pm » |
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Oh my fucking God... that sound you made after she asks you when your insurance expires was the WEIRDEST SHIT EVER...
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jackulator
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 04:21:13 pm » |
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haha yeah - that was the huge laugh from Chinatown going from way slowed down back up to normal speed :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 05:06:10 pm » |
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Matt call is one of the funniest yet. I like the intermittent dog barks thrown in to further confuse... Matt.
"Uhh, Where am I? Sir!"
"5.50? Shit, that's expensive.... I gotta a new deal for ya... 6 bucks?"
Then after he says 6 bucks 6 times:
"Matt. U remember the figures we discussed?"
"Uhhh, no." (a real genius)
"6 bucks"
Lizard call was great too.
"What kind of lizard"
"Uhh, Luxury."
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 06:24:52 pm » |
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Ya, that "i got a new deal for you..six bucks" is great. One of the better lines in recent calls.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 10:40:26 am » |
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Haha, is you is or is you ain't my lizard
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 10:16:32 pm » |
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How long have you had this LIZARD?
Don't sit there like a goddamn LIZARD
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 10:39:57 pm » |
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"Matt, Matt, This guy is matt. What do ya think" Lol, i think the matt call was my fave here, but my favourite line was "You'll be back on your Lizard"  |
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 01:11:31 am » |
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lol matt matt matt
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 02:24:20 am » |
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Good one heheh
"we have some under $10" "THAT ONE!"
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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 02:03:55 am » |
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MATT is just too funny man. Thats only like the second time ive heard a soundboard coincidentally have the persons real name. the first was an OLD pacino call where he gets transfered to 'JIM'. :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 09:12:08 am » |
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lol@ Lizard call!
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2007, 11:28:14 pm » |
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This is still my favorite set. Every call is pretty good, and the bookends aint bad either. "I wanna know what we're gonna do about... Matt."
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2007, 01:58:14 pm » |
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"i wanna know what were going to do about matt"
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2007, 10:29:27 pm » |
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It's been a little bit since I've listened to the Matt call...love it...gotta wonder what makes a person stay on the line for over 5 minutes with a call like that..most sane people would have jumped ship after 2 or 3.
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