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« on: June 19, 2007, 10:19:35 pm » |
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rugglerduggler
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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2007, 10:33:45 pm » |
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holy christ, those matt and lizard calls are fantastic
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2007, 10:38:27 pm » |
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hahaha yeah :lol: that was the first call where we realized we should call people by their name if we had it on the names page - I just went wayyy overboard with it - but he was game haha
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aDuckWithAConscience
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2007, 11:17:28 pm » |
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Apparently he's down for taking a 20 to get on his knees and pray. Matt, matt, matt, matt, matt, Matt, matt, matt, MATT, mattt
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 05:47:06 am » |
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lol that lizard one was funny
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 01:52:06 pm » |
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"I'm gonna give my queer neighbour a lizard"
"Is you is or is you ain't my lizard"
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 03:40:13 pm » |
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Oh my fucking God... that sound you made after she asks you when your insurance expires was the WEIRDEST SHIT EVER...
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 04:21:13 pm » |
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haha yeah - that was the huge laugh from Chinatown going from way slowed down back up to normal speed :lol:
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« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2007, 05:06:10 pm » |
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Matt call is one of the funniest yet. I like the intermittent dog barks thrown in to further confuse... Matt.
"Uhh, Where am I? Sir!"
"5.50? Shit, that's expensive.... I gotta a new deal for ya... 6 bucks?"
Then after he says 6 bucks 6 times:
"Matt. U remember the figures we discussed?"
"Uhhh, no." (a real genius)
"6 bucks"
Lizard call was great too.
"What kind of lizard"
"Uhh, Luxury."
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« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2007, 06:24:52 pm » |
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Ya, that "i got a new deal for you..six bucks" is great. One of the better lines in recent calls.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 10:40:26 am » |
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Haha, is you is or is you ain't my lizard
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 10:16:32 pm » |
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How long have you had this LIZARD?
Don't sit there like a goddamn LIZARD
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Sir? what do ya think?
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 10:39:57 pm » |
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"Matt, Matt, This guy is matt. What do ya think" Lol, i think the matt call was my fave here, but my favourite line was "You'll be back on your Lizard"  |
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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2007, 01:11:31 am » |
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lol matt matt matt
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2007, 02:24:20 am » |
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Good one heheh
"we have some under $10" "THAT ONE!"
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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2007, 02:03:55 am » |
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MATT is just too funny man. Thats only like the second time ive heard a soundboard coincidentally have the persons real name. the first was an OLD pacino call where he gets transfered to 'JIM'. :lol:
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2007, 09:12:08 am » |
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lol@ Lizard call!
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2007, 11:28:14 pm » |
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This is still my favorite set. Every call is pretty good, and the bookends aint bad either. "I wanna know what we're gonna do about... Matt."
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2007, 01:58:14 pm » |
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"i wanna know what were going to do about matt"
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2007, 10:29:27 pm » |
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It's been a little bit since I've listened to the Matt call...love it...gotta wonder what makes a person stay on the line for over 5 minutes with a call like that..most sane people would have jumped ship after 2 or 3.
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« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2007, 12:24:09 am » |
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oh god yeah - that guy was either the most patient person on earth or a little slow matt, matt, matt .... matt. matt. by the end of that call he probably wanted to change his name - you ever write the same word down like 20 times in a row and it starts to stop making sense haha
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« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2008, 01:24:00 am » |
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lmao the matt one was hilarious man
"who's the lucky guy?......matt"
haha you harrassed the hell outta "matt"
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« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2008, 08:17:19 pm » |
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That lizard call was undoubtedly the best Soundboard prank I've ever heard...............ever
Kudos.
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« Reply #23 on: March 12, 2008, 09:42:51 pm » |
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Quite possibly the best call of them all. Lizard kills me, "who's the lucky guy? matt", too many to mention. perfection
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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2008, 10:55:49 am » |
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yeh the lizard one is awesome, youve ruined my whole lizard
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?  |
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« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2008, 01:00:33 pm » |
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oh god yeah - that guy was either the most patient person on earth or a little slow Naa, he was definately a patient guy. Courteous at that, it's funny how when you say "that's expensive!" he comes back and says "well it is a deli quality roll with lettuce tomato etc", that guy has the service skills of a saint. |
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« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2008, 05:51:05 pm » |
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all i heard in that last call was lizard about 40 times
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« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2008, 12:49:12 pm » |
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all i heard in that last call was lizard about 40 times
Ha, well that has gotta be one of the most hilarious calls I've heard, so I don't think you were listening very carefully. |
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"You just cost me six thousand dollars".
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« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2008, 05:11:36 pm » |
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Is it me but it sounds like jack says yo sometimes?! On the calls everyone seems to think its an affirmative answer like yes or something. Its probably just me though! "So I'm nuts!!"
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« Reply #29 on: May 12, 2008, 08:37:19 am » |
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LMFAO I love the way Jack says "lizzard" in like the exact same tone of voice every few seconds, stuff like "Is you is, or is you ain't, my LIZZARD" or "Oh I was just havin' a LIZZARD", it cracks me up =D
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« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2008, 03:15:06 pm » |
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Oddly enough, my favorite call in this set is the "creepy laugh" one. Something about that woman's impatience combined with Jack's distorted Chinatown laugh kills me every time.
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« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2008, 03:14:26 pm » |
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It's the most annoying laugh ever..Not so much creepy as irritating..hahaha..but still funny  |
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 07:49:40 pm » |
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love how he kept saying matt, always a great plus when you got a name the same name as the prankee on your board
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« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2008, 10:42:22 am » |
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It's genius with the use of Matt throughout the call. Nice work.
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« Reply #34 on: July 27, 2008, 02:02:47 am » |
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def. one of my favs. the lizard call had me in tears
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« Reply #35 on: July 31, 2008, 04:18:40 pm » |
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"matt, matt matt" "who's the lucky guy - matt" |
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« Reply #36 on: November 22, 2008, 01:09:21 pm » |
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33 "Matt"s in there. That's gonna be hard record to beat if you ever decide to try topping it. Matt. 
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« Reply #37 on: November 22, 2008, 07:41:12 pm » |
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i'm going to be hearing Matt in my sleep tonight |
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