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« on: June 21, 2007, 02:10:34 am »

assholes - we don't want you here

I registered to find out what the heck was going on - why my site was being carpetbombed by their forum - and the mod banned me for "registered to spam a shitty forum link"

kiss my polished ass
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2007, 02:22:31 am »

They're a bunch of morons over there man, don't you need to pay a subscription for access to parts of their forums? Yeah I'm sure it's worth it to pay to read some 30 year olds in their moms basement try their hardest to be funny. :roll:
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2007, 02:23:23 am »

yeah - real fun bunch over there - so glad to have them
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« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2007, 02:24:56 am »

They wouldn't know humor if it kicked them in the pants.
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« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2007, 02:25:51 am »

you know it's ironic, in As Good As It Gets, after Jack says, "I got a real great compliment for ya", Helen Hunt says, "I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful." hahahaha
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« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2007, 02:28:16 am »

ok - the ban was just changed from a temporary ban until three hours from now to a permanent one - so some little girl went back and called the waambulance - bye guys - be sure to go ahead and not come back asswipes
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2007, 03:15:38 am »

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ok - the ban was just changed from a temporary ban until three hours from now to a permanent one - so some little bitchy girl went back and called the waambulance - bye guys - be sure to go ahead and not come back asswipes



To be honest, you made an account Jackulator, you never bothered to capitalize anything, and honestly you should have left this out:
"anyway - it's a forum for listening to our 7 hours and counting worth of prank call compilations done with Team Jackulator's 11,000+ audio file soundboard

the site is:

www.jackulator.com"
particularly because that's the kind of thing viral marketing sites try to do and sa hates that.

You also happened t o have posted that when the bitchiest admin was on.

just an fyi

also the "temporary ban" is probation which isn't an actual ban, you just can't post. All gassed threads get that for a few minutes.

By the way the subscription is a one-time fee of $10, and lets you access FYAD, the porn, mp3, and private bittorent forum, the drug forum, the on site marketplace, the meetings forum, etc. plus it removes all those fuckimng ads all over the place.


but most importantly, you didn't seem to have read the rules.

if you feel you want to get that account unbanned, email
fistgrrl@somethingawful.com

about it, she's a bitch who'll unban you most likely

or maybe you'd like to post about your experience in sass.buttes.org  ?
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2007, 03:18:44 am »

you got porn over there huh?


it clicks the play button below and listens

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I may have to rethink my inks
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2007, 03:22:48 am »

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You also happened t o have posted that when the bitchiest admin was on.

just an fyi


I notice you left out the title and the rest of my post that would then shed light on why I gave that seemingly extraneous information about my forum - incase somebody visited a link but didn't know the goddamn name of the site - in other words, a description would have worked better to trigger a memory so that maybe somebody could help me find the post I was looking for - the search function was down - AND - I read the rules again - I marked it HUMOR because it had to do with a HUMOR post - and it wasn't just "Hey I'm new" it was a very specific question - so perhaps I buttered it up a little - ban me. Oh wait. nevermind. the shitbag mod jumped the gun - and then called my forum a shitty one to boot.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2007, 03:28:22 am »

and you think jackulator was 'viral marketing'? Haha, nice excuse... but what profit is to be made off of this? I think you're just a bunch of assholes.
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2007, 03:32:27 am »

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and you think jackulator was 'viral marketing'? Haha, nice excuse... but what profit is to be made off of this? I think you're just a bunch of assholes.


no i don't think it was, however the bitch mod who did the banning did. :?

good thing he ain't usually on during the day, just at night
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2007, 04:45:39 am »

also here's the jackulator threads:
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2529450
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2529507

no worries, registration not required
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« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2007, 05:13:49 am »

http://rapidshare.com/files/38475835/pesci_response.mp3.html
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« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2007, 05:18:05 am »

Something awful sucks anyways. Bunch of pretentious jackasses.
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« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2007, 05:37:32 am »

more like assasses - jackasses sounds vaguely complimentary
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« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2007, 08:15:48 am »

Maybe if you kept your shit off our forums, and maybe if you weren't posting links to your own forum in GBS, TWICE, you wouldn't get banned. You ever think that maybe a forum of 100,000 members might not give a fuck about your prank calls? Quit it with the fucking self-promotion.
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« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2007, 09:35:18 am »

Eh, it's obviously not worth it. Those people are just too stupid to appreciate the jackulator 9000. I have a feeling that most people are. (especially people pathetic enough to be regulars at SA.)

How else would others know about this site dipshit guest? Every place has to start off somewhere. It's not like this guy's making money off this forum or from these calls you retard.
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« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2007, 11:26:48 am »

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Maybe if you kept your shit off our forums, and maybe if you weren't posting links to your own forum in GBS, TWICE, you wouldn't get banned. You ever think that maybe a forum of 100,000 members might not give a fuck about your prank calls? Quit it with the fucking self-promotion.


what this guy doesn't realize is that I only posted once, and that a mod on HIS forum reposted my original thread - why I don't know

but if he's really interested in keeping our shit off their forums, he might want to take it up with the somethingawful member that posted the original thread about jackulator.com - the one that brought over 300 visitors here in the space of an hour and got me curious enough to join and ask if anyone could show me the thread

given the interactions I've already had with some of the members over there, I highly doubt there would be any real benefit to further pursuing my somethingawful membership - porn or no porn haha
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