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« on: July 03, 2008, 05:23:31 pm » |
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2008, 05:33:30 pm » |
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struggling with her tits in a strait jacket! Love the Atari sounds
This was a good call, I would say the best of your pool series so far.
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BigWillyMcGee
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I actually saw her naked last night.
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2008, 08:46:37 pm » |
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Life's been good to me, oh that is not true. Very nice addition with the Galaga sound effects also. I love that fuckin' game. "She sells sea shells....." Great bit, haven't heard it in awhile.
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I fuck too much... my doctor recommended it.
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Hike it in, poop it out
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2008, 09:06:29 pm » |
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?Six?six?six?
?I?m gonna piss in your POOOOOOL!...on a regular basis.?
?Knee deep on one side?? ha ha never seen a pool like that.
Hillarious call
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« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2008, 10:18:07 pm » |
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I'M GONNA PISS IN YOUR POOOOOOOOOOLL!!! Every time I watch the end of the courtroom scene on A Few Good Men I'm going to be expecting Jack to say the above line
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« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2008, 01:03:11 pm » |
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poor guy thought he was going to make a really big sale
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2008, 02:22:31 pm » |
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great call, along with the funny pool quotes i also think those quotes describing his wife (as if he knew her) have a lot of potential for future calls
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I have listened to over 70 hours of Jack Nicholson prank phone calls. Is that crazy?
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2008, 04:30:09 pm » |
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how do u like them apples? "fart" great call!!11!
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2008, 11:51:09 pm » |
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$17,000 for a pool! Where are you calling [Wait, none of my business] That is extremely expensive. I would definitely piss my pants, or piss in someone else's pool if they told me a pool would cost that much. I could buy a car with that kind of money. I wonder why they can never hear you on the phone. Jack keeps repeating the numbers and he just can't understand. Hahaha...And he apologizes after Jack yells "Jesus Christ!" Lol. Poor guy.
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« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 06:48:36 pm » |
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LMAO the dumbass was expecting a full number plus area code when you were just giving him 7 digits.
What a dumbass
Great call
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« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 09:48:33 pm » |
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yeah I figured that out part-way through the number fiasco, but then figured might as well run with it
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2008, 04:41:38 pm » |
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i was wondering about the "knee deep on one side and at least seven feet on the other side" line - isn't that how pools are when you go swimming at public pools? you go in and it's very shallow but the further out you swim it gets deeper - the guy made it sound like that type of pool doesn't exist or something - i dont see why he couldnt install it for jack if public pools have that sort of style
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« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2008, 10:03:31 am » |
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exactly - if I was putting in a pool that's what I'd want - except I'd go to probably 15 feet deep in the deepest part - man I wish I was rich
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« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2008, 12:16:04 pm » |
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$17,000 for a pool! Where are you calling [Wait, none of my business] That is extremely expensive. I would definitely piss my pants, or piss in someone else's pool if they told me a pool would cost that much. I could buy a car with that kind of money. I wonder why they can never hear you on the phone. Jack keeps repeating the numbers and he just can't understand. Hahaha...And he apologizes after Jack yells "Jesus Christ!" Lol. Poor guy. yeah but a car is a practical necessity, a pool isnt.
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« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 10:39:26 pm » |
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Ehhhh not the best one I've heard. It loses quality when the person being pranked seems to "sense" that they are being pranked.
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« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2009, 07:52:39 pm » |
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OMG this one is SO funny and so damn rude lol "Sir?" "You'r a dick!" "You'r wife is a bitch" hehe great going!
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« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2011, 03:14:42 am » |
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lifes been good to me, thats not true~! matt jackson
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you ever dance naked outside red lobster? ...well, you're just letting the best of life pass you by.
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2012, 08:19:19 am » |
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jack will piss in your pool, knee deep on one side and 7 feet on the other side
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